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The massive migrant caravan is about 600 people in southern Mexico. The White House already said they are not getting in.

Fe y Esperanza, Faith and Hope, left San Pedro Sula on Sept. 20. By the time it walked out of Tapachula, counters had it between about 400 and just over 600. The White House says the border is closed. August arrests were 8,870, and Border Patrol has released nobody for 16 months.

People from a Central American migrant caravan gathered in a stadium in Mexico City in November 2018, with a crowded stand behind them.
Wotancito / Wikimedia Commons. Caravana migrante, Mexico City, Nov. 9, 2018. CC BY-SA 4.0. This is the 2018 camp, not the September 2026 group. The newswire frames from Ciudad Hidalgo are not free to run.

The facts

The caravan on the wire this week is called Fe y Esperanza, Faith and Hope. Some Mexican reports add "con Dios." It is not at the Rio Grande. The last hard counts put it on the coast of Chiapas, the southern end of Mexico, a trip that still has to cross most of the country.

The Department of Homeland Security says U.S. Border Patrol is tracking a group that left San Pedro Sula, Honduras, on Sept. 20, 2026. EFE, via Newsweek, put that first departure at 200 to 400 Hondurans, walking in small groups toward Guatemala. Hondurans can enter Guatemala without a visa under the CA-4 deal. Mexico's National Migration Institute says Hondurans generally need a visa to enter Mexico, with some exemptions. They crossed anyway.

About 300, mostly Honduran, reached Tapachula around Thursday, Sept. 24, after coming over the Rodolfo Robles bridge and walking roughly 40 kilometers through Suchiate, Frontera Hidalgo, Metapa de Domínguez, and Tuxtla Chico. They sat for about two days in Parque Bicentenario. On the night of Sunday, Sept. 27, they started north again, in rain tied to Tropical Storm Rachel. EFE counted more than 600 once people already stuck in Tapachula joined. Meganoticias put the column nearer 400. Fox's count, as relayed by other outlets, was "hundreds." Those are not the same number. None of them is a cast of thousands. The people who joined in Tapachula were not all part of the original Honduran walk. EFE's list adds El Salvador, Guatemala, Ecuador, and Haiti. Mexican outlets also reported Cubans and Venezuelans who were already stranded there.

Where they think they are going is also split. Several told reporters they want the United States. Others said they would stay in Mexico if they can get papers or a job. Meganoticias said this column, unlike some recent marches, is aimed at the U.S. border itself. José Zelaya, a Honduran from San Pedro Sula, told EFE he left Sept. 20 with seven relatives, wants to reach the United States so he can send money home, and that the group has no leader except "hunger" and "necessity." EFE also quoted a woman traveling with two children who said there was no work for her in Honduras, and another walker who said he knew the U.S. door would be hard and was going to try anyway. The planned road, per Meganoticias, runs the Chiapas coast through Huehuetán, Huixtla, Escuintla, Mapastepec, Pijijiapan, Tonalá, and Arriaga, then into Oaxaca. From Tapachula to the nearest U.S. crossing is well over 1,500 kilometers by road. As of the Sept. 28 and 29 reports, they had just left Tapachula. Previous caravans often came apart before the border. Mexican authorities have broken them up before, by detention and by bus.

The U.S. answer was already no. White House spokeswoman Lauren Bis told Newsweek on Monday: "The message to the caravan is you will not be allowed into our country. Our border is closed to lawbreakers." She said President Trump has had 16 months of zero releases at the border, and that "the days of catch and release are over." She added that people who pay cartels to be smuggled in should expect arrest, prosecution where appropriate, and immediate deportation. A DHS spokesperson told Newsweek that Border Patrol is working with foreign partners to watch the column. DHS says Border Patrol recorded 8,870 apprehensions on the southwest border in August 2026, 94 percent below the monthly average during the Biden administration, and that none of them were released into the country. That made 16 straight months of zero releases. DHS called the border closed and secured for those 16 months, and said illegal crossers will be apprehended, prosecuted, and removed.

The U.S. Embassy in Tegucigalpa had already said, on Sept. 21, that the borders are closed to people who violate the law, that the trip north can kill you or your family, that smugglers lie, and that an illegal entry ends in deportation. DHS also put out a hype video, "Our time has come," cut like a sports reel around former Eagles safety Brian Dawkins and a Korn song. The NFL and Dawkins asked for it to come down.

The midterm noise started on schedule. Rep. Nancy Mace said the walkers are not betting on Trump's border. They are betting on a Democratic Congress in November. Former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene asked why a caravan is headed north now, after several years without one in her telling, and answered herself: an election is coming and Republicans need a scare. Her "several years" is her claim. Newsweek notes caravans were a regular feature through the 2020-to-late-2024 surge, and that plenty of them never arrived as a group. Manuel Orozco, who runs migration work at the Inter-American Dialogue, told Newsweek that caravans are what people use when they cannot pay a coyote, a bad substitute for safety, and that this one mixes nationalities with people already stranded in Mexico who are trying again. He said the desire to leave Central America looks about the same as in 2024, tied to a deported relative, to being young, and to the economy. He also said returns to Latin America could top 200,000 on top of 140,000 in 2025. That last figure is his projection, not a DHS tally.

A 2023 Baker Institute paper counted 30 caravans from 2017 through 2022, one of them in 2017 and 14 in 2022. Most started in San Pedro Sula. They ran from the hundreds into the thousands, and they were a small slice of all migration through the region. Since January 2025, Trump has declared a border emergency, put active-duty troops and the National Guard on the line, cut asylum access, and ordered detention and removal instead of release. The day-one asylum proclamation is still in court. Newsweek said it had asked the Mexican government for comment.

The photograph on this story is not this caravan. It is the November 2018 camp in Mexico City, the one that actually filled a stadium. The September 2026 pictures from Ciudad Hidalgo are newswire photos we cannot run. The headcount above is the 2026 count. Do not let the stands confuse the two.

Our take

They named a visa violation Faith and Hope. Between 200 and 400 people left San Pedro Sula. The recount in Tapachula came back somewhere between a Mexican station's 400 and EFE's 600-plus. That is a crowded gate at a high school football game. It is not an army, and it is not in Texas. It is on the highway out of a border town that still smells like Guatemala, with Oaxaca in front of it and the Rio Grande somewhere after that, more than 1,500 kilometers if they walk the short way.

The White House did not open a negotiation. Bis told them the door is shut, catch and release is dead, and 16 months of releases round to zero. August was 8,870 arrests on the whole southwest line, 94 percent under the Biden monthly average, and not one of those people got dropped off in the United States. You can aim a walk at that policy. The policy does not care what you named the walk.

Zelaya says the only boss is hunger. Hunger is a reason to leave Honduras. It is not a stamp, and it is not a leader, which is a polite way of saying nobody is in charge of several hundred people on a coastal road. The ones who cannot pay a smuggler clump up so the highway is less likely to eat them, and so the picture looks like a movement. The picture worked. Mace says their feet are a ballot for a Democratic Congress. Greene says the Republicans mailed the scare because nothing else is selling. Six hundred people in Chiapas are carrying both campaigns, which is a lot of weight for a group that cannot agree on whether it is even going to the border.

DHS answered with a football montage and a Korn track, and the NFL asked for the tape back. That is the scale of the panic. The caravan is a press hit with blisters. The border it is hiking toward has been in the business of saying no since January 2025.

Faith and Hope is 600 people in Chiapas. The border already spent 16 months on no.

Sources

01Newsweek: Honduran caravan heads north, DHS and the White House respond, updated Sept. 29, 202602CNN en Espanol: hundreds leave Tapachula toward the north, Sept. 29, 202603Meganoticias: Fe y Esperanza con Dios resumes up the Chiapas coast, Sept. 28, 202604Once Noticias HN: about 300 from San Pedro Sula reach Tapachula, Sept. 27, 202605Wikimedia Commons: Caravana migrante, Wotancito, Mexico City, Nov. 9, 2018
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