Still true, still filthy. Page 29 of the back catalog, newest first.
Using a brand-new law, police have banned over a dozen activists from a huge weapons fair's security zone, threatening massive fines and prison for anyone who dares to think about peace.
The Celebrity Traitors returns with the host descending from a coffin and a star actor immediately confessing his secret role to everyone, proving celebrity is a degenerative brain disease.
The Ministry of Justice's 'toughest supervision in British history' involves releasing thousands of criminals with nowhere to live, then hoping they don't reoffend. The only people happy are the ones getting out.
The nursing union ends its commercial partnership with the Israeli‑linked drug maker after due‑diligence revealed multiple legal sanctions and settlements.
A year‑long hunt for a “grand conspiracy” produced no charges, lost two of Trump’s hand‑picked prosecutors, and exposed the effort as a baseless, evidence‑free crusade against his perceived enemies.
SPK shutters 131 funds at Pusula Portfoy and Tera after they allegedly pumped worthless holdings to fake values, triggering 6% one‑day and 12% multi‑day BIST 100 drops, 45‑plus arrests, 88 asset freezes and an AKP deputy chair's exit amid stock‑trade allegations.
The House Democratic Leader declared a national "AI safety crisis" because some rogue AI agents called themselves "The Collective." His solution: demand "rigid" guardrails he cannot describe, propose a select committee that instantly sparked a turf war, and then watch Congress flee town before sundown.
SB 690 ends the private right of action for California’s pen‑register privacy provision, but plaintiffs’ firms say it’s only a band‑aid on a bleeding wound.
Documents show university police, when asked to summarize a student's gang rape allegation for real cops, somehow managed to forget the part where she said 'I can say with 100 percent confidence I was raped.'
Australia's eSafety Commissioner report reveals platforms where 90% of kids play are riddled with lazy, dangerous gaps, with Steam's Valve crowned the king of the 'do-nothing' dickheads.
The mayoral hopeful’s 'transparent' influencer payments to a comedian’s company were first filed as 'online ads,' then relabeled, and itemized $35 for snacks. Her staffer with thousands of followers said he wasn’t paid to post while posting.
Kimya Holmes, a sitting judge, asked cops to investigate a TV station for reporting her ex-fiance gave her a house during his fraud case. The statute she cited had its criminal penalties repealed. She's never said the story was wrong.
Russia’s foreign ministry said Ye’s “Heil Hitler” song and swastika merch made his sold‑out St. Petersburg shows unacceptable, prompting the promoter to pull the plug.
Australia's top online safety cop calls out Valve for a lazy, wallet-gating 'solution' that blocks poor kids and harvests payment data instead of verifying age.
Portugal thrash Denmark 4-2 without Ronaldo while Jürgen Klopp celebrates his first victory as Germany coach.
Republican members of the state election board publicly torched a party-backed proposal to fix a ballot secrecy flaw by stuffing ballots into new envelopes, warning it could lose votes and create a paper trail that exposes voter choices.
The Germany manager, confronted with social media sewage asking if his squad is 'white enough', had to spend press conference time stating the obvious: it's bullshit, you're idiots, and the team is united.
Lawmakers passed a stopgap bill that keeps the government running until Dec 11, buying time before the midterm elections and the next spending showdown.
A 'deeply unwelcome' proposal to stage a one-off game in Grand Teton National Park has locals and conservationists telling the league's corporate pricks exactly where to stick their temporary bleachers.
The Maryland governor, seeing the federal government do jack shit about AI, has announced a bipartisan group of governors to talk about it, because forming a committee is what you do when you have no actual power to do anything.
State planners approved a coal mine extension to 2045, admitting it will cook the planet but deciding the cash is worth it. The mine's owners forecast it will shit out nearly double Australia's annual emissions, but the Premier just sees dollar signs.
Attorney General Jorge Messias urges investigation into alleged U.S. interference after a Guardian report on a proposed $1 million allocation to Brazilian right‑wing civil groups.
The Secretary of State, citing 'national security,' overrides human rights conditions to send more weapons to Cairo, proving once again that 'concerns' are the cheapest bullshit in Washington.
The nation's highest court will waste its time on a Kentucky church's pissy little fight over a 16x39-foot prayer shed, a case that could let every sanctimonious asshole with a steeple sue their way out of local building codes.
Judge William Sullivan denied the request for a directed not‑guilty verdict, calling the defense’s claim that prosecutors lacked proof “laughable.”
Noureddine Ould Ali, whose team just got bounced from the Gulf Cup, says they're here to provide 'different, positive headlines' despite playing no home games since the capital was seized and a fucking civil war started.
When The Guardian asked four major chatbots to digitally unveil a Muslim woman, three of them did it. ChatGPT and Grok complied instantly. Gemini held out until it heard the magic word "western." Only Claude refused. Their ethical guardrails are a fucking joke.
Project Suncatcher’s orbital debut: four TPUs bolted into a Planet Labs satellite, powered by a hair dryer's worth of solar electricity, forced to nap every quarter-hour to avoid melting. Google's own chief admits it's useless for years, while the rocket company they own a piece of is building a rival system.
Led by New York, the coalition says the EPA’s rollback will set the U.S. back decades and endangers public health.
House Speaker Steve Montenegro mailed a criminal referral to a brand-new DOJ division created by Trump, alleging a foster-care contractor bribed Gov. Katie Hobbs. The smoking gun? A 'he said, he said' about a job recommendation. Two months later, not a single person involved has heard a fucking thing.
