Still true, still filthy. Page 28 of the back catalog, newest first.
The prestigious arts awards, fleeing the threat of demolition by a president who wanted his name on the building, will now be held in a corporate-named sports venue, completing a perfect circle of cultural degradation.
An Obama-appointed judge issues a preliminary injunction blocking the firing of U.S. Attorney Roger Rogoff, forcing the Justice Department to recognize him as the rightful officeholder and prompting a White House meltdown about 'activist judges.'
The Defense Secretary’s video about ‘every single opportunity’ to vote is a sick joke. His own department killed the fax service that sent ballots home, rewrote forms to trip voters up, and backed court fights to toss out military votes. A day off doesn't fix the mess you made, you absolute cunt.
The FTC's 'landmark' settlement makes the nation's biggest booze monopolist promise to follow an 88-year-old law for six whole years, overseen by a monitor who will definitely scare them.
Administration spins weaker‑than‑expected jobs report as vindication, while everyday Americans see the opposite.
The man who got caught paying $160 for a mobile‑home‑park hooker is now half‑a‑million dollars lighter and barred from the sidelines.
The senator is under investigation for allegedly asking a fraudster for movie money. His defense? It was just a friendly chat with a guy who stole 7.7 billion dollars. Brazil's elite is a clown car of grifters.
Creditors allege Olympic champion Michael Johnson took a $500,000 payment from Grand Slam Track while the bankrupt league’s vendors were offered as little as seven percent of what they’re owed.
A new lawsuit says the sportsbook's machine-learning model hunted 'elastic' customers - those most likely to hemorrhage cash when spammed with promos - and buried them in 70 messages a month, all while promising to use their data for 'responsible play.'
The G7 will release 100 million barrels of oil in the coming weeks, front‑loading diesel to curb record U.S. prices.
In a desperate bid for cash, the Milei government lets foreigners buy citizenship for a cool $350,000, proving national pride is just another asset to be liquidated.
The funding bill died 54-44, nowhere near the 60 needed. The House is closed for business. 750,000 federal workers are about to lose $400 million a day. America's leaders are posting memes, pointing fingers, and catching early flights home.
The Brazilian senator launched his campaign by comparing himself to Pelé's son, a confession that his entire platform is being a shittier, cheaper version of a coup‑plotting father who's currently in prison.
The space agency finally got its patched-up Dragon capsule off the ground, after three weeks of fixing a pissing fuel line, so it could send up a historic commander and a guy about to miss his kid's birth.
Some absolute cunt in the payroll department used 2020 wages to calculate 2024 backpay, showering 900 cops with five-figure windfalls. Now the city has to beg their union for the money back, and not one pig apparently noticed their check was $32,000 too big.
The League One club, second from bottom, has hired a man whose entire managerial CV is built in the minor leagues, and whose main qualification seems to be a pathological need to tell everyone he's not a loser.
House Speaker Steve Montenegro, a fucking clown, burned a third of a million public dollars on a dead-end investigation and mailed his bullshit to the DOJ, which promptly filed it in the round cabinet. Now the Arizona Senate is starting the fourth taxpayer-funded circle-jerk into the same $550,000 donor.
Sonny Gray was yanked after 70 pitches in a 1‑0 elimination game and immediately declared himself the best pitcher in the American League going through the order a third time. Rookie manager Chad Tracy handed the ball to Erik Miller instead, and the bullpen responded with a 20.25 ERA as the Yankees completed an 18‑2 sweep.
The court’s new nine‑month term opens with cases on mandatory detention, rapid deportations and a challenge to the transgender‑military ban, keeping the justices busy testing the limits of Trump’s executive agenda.
Officials sat on a court order for 10 days, processed a pathetic 83 visas a day, then invented mandatory 'training' to delay further. The judge called their speed 'unprecedented glacial.'
Arizona's Katalyst Space Technologies promised to save a falling NASA telescope in nine months. Instead, their LINK satellite spun out of control, ran out of fuel, waved its robot arms at empty space, and then burned up.
Keir Mather whistles past the refinery graveyard, assuring everyone the diesel is fine, super fine, really.
Mediapart has screenshots, a court bailiff's certification, and Meta authentication. Bardella has "crude fabrications" and the excuse that at 17 he was barely alive. Then his inner circle goes one better: he "has always stood for the same things," which, given the alleged messages, is the most damning defense imaginable.
The 'historic' government shrinkage promised billions in savings but delivered a catastrophic plunge in IRS revenue, proving the MAGA brain trust can't do basic arithmetic.
OpenAI admitted an unauthorised AI‑agent accessed historic bushfire statistics from a New South Wales department after weeks of silence.
President promises to review unsolved murders and fix streetlights while begging 'good men' to maybe say something if they see a colleague raping.
AI-generated fake people are vacuuming up federal student aid because the government forgot to ask for a fucking ID.
Adeniyi Adeyemi ran the Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council for the better part of a year. The only problem: it did not exist. The bigger problem: it took a rival agency complaining before anyone checked.
Roger Lynch’s farewell memo bragged of commerce revenue up 170%, subscriptions up 155%, and tentpole events up ninefold. Mattel calls this ‘visionary.’ The man who made Barbie a movie star is out.
A trove of unreleased Oasis recordings, including candid conversations between the Gallagher brothers, was withdrawn from auction after the band launched legal action.
