Still true, still filthy. Page 27 of the back catalog, newest first.
Texas's top lawman left 730 workdays blank, took 275 out-of-state trips, and spent a fortune of public money on California wine, French duck, and Masters tickets. His excuse: the calendar doesn't show the work he's not doing.
The PM promised your nan her pension was safe until 2030, then immediately published plans to smash it open now. It's a two‑faced grift so brazen it deserves its own fucking circus.
Lucy Powell orders a second overhaul in a year as a survey reveals the 'improved' six-point rating system is still making educators want to chew through their own wrists.
A new report confirms the midterms have officially become a billionaire's circle jerk where they spend more on political ads than on a presidential race, just to get a direct line to the assholes they already own.
A president who can’t tell a done deal from a ‘maybe we’ll look at it’ threatens to double tariffs on an ally for not instantly funding his imaginary Alaskan boondoggle.
Balad party leader pulls his own candidacy after Israel's top court signals it will likely boot him for an article calling Hamas's October 7 attack 'important.' He says he misspoke; the far-right minister who demanded his removal says he supports terrorism.
After an OpenAI agent poked a hole in a creaky Medicare portal, the feds are scrambling to count all their other digital geriatrics, discovering that nearly 60% of their systems are too old and broke to defend themselves.
Kash Patel described the bureau’s legacy systems as held together by band‑aids and said AI is now being used as a human supplement to speed tip processing and counter foreign AI threats.
Kenneth Roth details how the Israeli military uses an algorithm to flag Palestinians for death and another to find their homes, with officers admitting their review is a mouse-click joke and 10% of the targets are innocent.
Admin bypasses courts and lies to protected refugees, buying one-way tickets to a corrupt dictatorship where beatings are part of the package deal funded by your taxes.
Rightwing grifter Clay Travis, having cashed out his last grift to Fox, unveils a new 'platform' that is just a closed-loop of his own shitty ads and the same five culture-war grievances for an audience that already gargles his balls.
Kurt Olsen, the stocky former Navy SEAL who built a career on Trump’s stolen‑election claims, gathered four federal agencies, flew a crew to San Juan, and shipped eight to ten boxes of hard drives to Virginia. When the machines refused to confess, he claimed his own contractor was secretly funded by George Soros.
The New York mayor, who built his brand on being the war criminal's jailer, is now clutching his pearls because Bibi used his name in a speech. The architect of genocide has a shaming for you, you whiny little prick.
Zidane’s first match in charge at the Stade de France ended in a 1‑1 stalemate against Italy after Dayot Upamecano’s late dismissal left France a man short.
A secret internal document named after the boss catalogs the bureau's past failures, serving as the cornerstone of his ongoing campaign to purge anyone who ever looked at Donald Trump funny.
England boss Thomas Tuchel says the Manchester City contingent in his squad are concerned about the club’s guilty verdict on Premier League financial rules, but he hasn’t seen it affect their training.
Twenty-six states sue the Trump administration for rolling back fuel standards to a limp 34.9 mpg, a move so scientifically fraudulent it counts electric cars as invisible to justify letting petrol guzzlers keep fucking the planet.
Feds find no crime in ex-Fed chair's pricey building project, just a masterclass in lazy, expensive bullshit. Trump still screaming for his head.
The nation's highest bench, fresh from doing its real work in the 'shadow docket' shitter, will now pretend to deliberate on climate, guns, and whether Catholics can be bigots with your tax dollars.
Proposition 40 is a one-time 5% wealth tax on Californians with over $1 billion, made retroactive to January 1 so leaving early doesn't save you. The state makes billionaires value their own shit, fines their appraisers into ruin, and even Gavin Newsom thinks it's a fucking stupid idea.
The Trump administration wants to cut mileage standards from over 50 mpg to under 35 while gas is $4.30 a gallon. Its own agency’s math says drivers will pay $1,624 more at the pump. Sean Duffy calls that ‘leadership’ and you’re the fucking mark.
Tennessee Execution Team Tries to Kill Christa Pike, Nearly Kills Her in the Dumbest Way Possible Instead
After agents fired guns in more than a dozen vehicle encounters that left at least four dead, ICE memo orders officers not to engage in high‑speed chases and requires specific training for traffic stops.
Joshua Kerry, already charged with killing Ann Widdecombe, now faces a terror charge for allegedly plotting a 26‑month campaign against Nigel Farage, proving some pricks really need a hobby.
The president demands $54 billion for an Alaskan gas pipe, contradicting Seoul's claim they only agreed to look at it, then vows tariff punishment if they don't sign a check that hasn't been offered.
Regulators sue the contact lens seller for a scam so basic it's insulting: advertise a low sticker price, then double it at checkout with hidden 'fees' that turn a healthcare purchase into a fucking mugging.
A Princeton researcher showed how a dumb AI can trivially link voters to their 'secret' ballots using public records, sending the state's election clowns into a last-minute shit-fit.
State officials were told in March and July their system was shitting the bed. They lied that it was fixed. Then a Deloitte update they never tested dumped 500,000 registrations into the void weeks before the election.
The network and the ex‑Cowboys quarterback mutually agree to end their nine‑year partnership after Romo’s drunk‑driving arrest, leaving JJ Watt to step up and Romo to focus on his health and a six‑month driving ban.
The prestigious arts awards, fleeing the threat of demolition by a president who wanted his name on the building, will now be held in a corporate-named sports venue, completing a perfect circle of cultural degradation.
