Still true, still filthy. Page 3 of the back catalog, newest first.
After a 2024 meeting, a 2025 recall, and a warning letter last January, the FDA tested Signature Formulations' drugs again. Every sample was contaminated. CEO Maria Esparza's solution was a verbal promise to stop. The agency calls it a systemic failure.
After being accused of bias, the company told a Brazilian court its solution is to maybe look at its own automatic ad blocks within 120 minutes, blaming 'technical limitations' for its own bullshit.
Trump says he'll have spent $400 million supporting Republican candidates, blames French riots on migrants without evidence, and rolls out a $30,000 fraud‑tip bounty.
NatWest scraps flexibility for 40k
Covid inquiry report says government failures turned care homes into a deadly fire‑trap, exposing PPE shortages, rushed hospital discharges and empty promises.
After 39 states admitted the courts are 'hopelessly confused,' America's derivatives cops filed an emergency rule to clarify that your shitty parlay is not a sophisticated financial instrument.
Even the president’s own fans are calling bullshit on his latest attempt to buy votes with a trillion‑dollar fantasy, as his record of empty pledges piles up like a landfill of broken dreams.
The far‑right senator’s attempt to label his rival as corrupt turned into a nationwide joke, with Brazilians writing their own palm messages and mocking the stunt.
Five officers resign, one suspended after a group chat of racist messages is uncovered during an investigation into misuse of the department’s Flock camera system.
The grocery-delivery cunts required U.S. workers to physically mail applications for positions they’d already promised to visa holders - a $5 million papercut from a company that sells convenience.
The FDA says Rohto’s Vietnam factory faked every single sterility check for U.S.-bound eye drops - submitting unexposed plates, inventing cleaning logs, and lying about zero germs while real tests grew colonies - before the agency also busted seven of its Instagram-hyped products as unapproved drugs.
The FAA issued an airworthiness directive for 115 U.S.-registered A330 and A340 aircraft after reports that closed‑fuel low‑pressure shut‑off valves can leak, a condition that could sustain a fire.
After the Houthis started throwing rocks at the oil‑rich bully, Britain’s new government is dispatching its fanciest jets to do the one thing they’re apparently useless at: hitting back.
Grand jury targets Larry Krasner's office for obstruction after a federal judge found he tried to gag his own prosecutors and then lied about it.
The FDA's warning letter to Olympus is a six-factory tour of a medical device company that treats patient deaths, lung combustion, and 1,900 complaints as administrative suggestions. Their documented excuse for shipping failed parts was 'Believed fixture incorrect.'
The FAA has ordered airlines to tie down the ceiling-mounted video monitors on every 737 from the -600 to the -900ER after they started popping out of their rails during landings. Panasonic’s only concern was making sure everyone knows its shit didn’t fall.
A massive service outage left users unable to pay for shit, see their cash, or even log in, while the company assured everyone their money was ‘safe’ inside its fucked-up, inaccessible cloud.
The new WHIP initiative promises cash rewards for tips that lead to fraud convictions, but critics say it’s a cheap stunt from an administration that loves to brag about fighting fraud.
Court orders preservation of purged artifacts, from guerrilla poster to queer magazine, calling president's anti‑'woke' crusade a threat to national memory.
Flor ‘the Finger cutter’ Bressers blames the press for his 45-tonne cocaine trial, while partner Sérgio ‘the Brazilian Escobar’ Carvalho claims his evil twin did it, in a case featuring a water-treatment firm that was definitely, totally, for water.
Edi Rama, having fucked up so badly that students are chucking stones at his riot cops for a week straight, claims 'dark forces' are to blame and that negotiating would mean the state has 'fallen.'
After Trump canceled the Fort Hood execution broadcast, The Intercept reminds everyone that America has always been a nation of ghouls with cameras.
Sacked, sued, and now begging Ghana for work, the 'experienced' gaffer's career highlights are a courtroom victory and diagnosing a 'disjointed' squad he hasn't met.
IPCC meeting in Addis Ababa ends without a date for AR7 after Saudi Arabia, Russia, India and others push for a delay, citing concerns over developed‑country bias.
Ukrainian leader accuses Defense Department of bureaucratic foot-dragging while Russian missiles light up the sky, as Trump bitches about a thank-you card.
In a move so pathetic it would make a used-car salesman blush, Myanmar's murderous military regime staged photos of a captive Aung San Suu Kyi receiving books from King Charles, hoping the world forgets the coup, torture, and slaughter.
Mitchell Fairbarn, convicted of animal cruelty after stealing a bird while shitfaced, now faces a future shorter than the time it took the jury to reject his 'harmless prank' defense.
Bulgaria issues arrest warrants for 19-year-old 'tourists' who allegedly torched SpaceX gear, as Europe's dumbest arson spree continues to smell like Putin's cheap vodka.
Satellite gravity data reveals where human activities like irrigation and reservoirs are shaping terrestrial water trends across continents.
Undercover footage exposes aide admitting Farage's 'reward for Brexit' story was a fucking lie, as the 'security' cover story collapses like a cheap suit.
