Jizz, data, and the shit we pretend is weather.
Two people died and six were injured when an SUV hit a Metro bus in Chatsworth. Then a helicopter crashed nearby, killing at least one person on the ground while officials worked to determine who was aboard.
X user @kmariehayyy's TikTok Shop panic buy leads to a skincare application that is... internal.
Man's skeleton declares immediate strike during the most mundane fucking task imaginable.
2012: you have no evidence, stop. 2025: the official story is a lie. March: Israel had the texts. All true, by the way.
The passengers voted, rushed the cockpit, and put a jet in a field so the Capitol could stay standing. The commemorative posts still need a disclaimer.
Gateside lets PreCheck wander the gate with no ticket, on the eve of the anniversary. The hijackers had tickets.
Nekime Oxendine, Highway Patrol, indicted in the March shooting of Capt. Adam Bean in a Hope Mills yard. Warrants say both dated the same woman. No bond.
Calese Crowder, 39, the viral butt sniffer. Parole said keep six feet from people's butts. He crouched in stores again. County jail. Then the street.
arcade.gov, "Zombie Border Siege." Tetris: not us, copyright. Game 404. Snake game "Rio Run" still rounding people up.
Julie Hanway Molina, booster treasurer. $411,761 alleged. Fake reports to the board. Agents at the house: come out with your hands up.
Brooke High, West Virginia. Four hidden cameras. The suit says he let her in and vanished. Eleven students are suing. The kids are not the joke. He is.
Gateside. Apply 1 to 3 days out. 13 airports. No ticket. The day before the 25th anniversary of the attacks that locked the gate in the first place.
One year to the minute. Bronze FREEDOM hoodie. Two minutes in Times Square. Then a white van hauled him off because a guy showed up in a neck-shot hoodie.
West Allis, Wisconsin. Unused car. Dirty hose. Then it turned its head. A woman climbed on the hood and tickled it out of the wheel well. The snake is on a stray hold. They named it Liberace.
The FTC says the telehealth mill piped ED, hair loss, and the rest to Meta and Snap, charged you before a doctor, and hid the cancel button. Hims says the agency wanted a headline. Cute.
The 25th anniversary is tomorrow. The FBI still says 19 hijackers, all al Qaeda, 15 of them Saudi. The 2001 Live account is about to live-tweet the whole day like a ballgame. By hand.
Homeland Security posted Optimus Prime facing off against a Sikh-coded “Mr. Singh.” Then the toy company said, without permission, retard.
A woman in Seattle posted that a stranger walked up at a bus stop, asked about the bus, and ejaculated on her. The quote-tweet called him a nigger and her a whore. We printed the quote. We did not invent his race.
The creepy part of the data economy isn’t science fiction. It has an FTC order and a list of places you would not want on a spreadsheet.
