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Kennedy Center Closes After Trump Loses the Naming Fight. Marble Apparently Needs a Timeout.

Trump-aligned trustees voted to shut most of the venue for renovations hours after a judge blocked another attempt to put his name on the building. The board says safety and money. The timing says ego has a maintenance budget.

The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts beside the Potomac River at night, lit in rainbow colors.
Der Berzerker (Olaf Zerbock) / Wikimedia Commons via Flickr, CC BY 2.0, 2018 archival photo

The facts

The Trump-aligned Kennedy Center board voted Tuesday, September 15, to close most of the performing arts venue for renovations. The vote came hours after U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper blocked the institution from restoring President Donald Trump’s name to the building, ruling that the board cannot install a memorial to Trump or anyone else there without Congress’s approval.

Trump said in a social media post that the closure was needed for safety repairs. He also said the repairs, which Congress has allocated $257 million to cover, would happen only if the board could proceed with adding his name. The Kennedy Center has pointed to serious maintenance needs, including a partial ceiling collapse in a main hallway earlier this month. The Justice Department appealed Cooper’s ruling.

The board voted in August for a facade inscription crediting the renovation to Trump and another possible inscription tied to the Trump Kennedy Center Fund. The court has already ordered an earlier unauthorized name addition removed.

Our take

The Kennedy Center now has a hostage negotiation with its own facade. The board says the building needs urgent repairs. Trump says the repairs happen only if the building gets a giant thank-you plaque. Somewhere, a maintenance contractor is being asked to diagnose the concrete while a presidential ego waits for its engraving proof.

A judge says Congress must approve the memorial. The trustees answer by closing the doors, as if the orchestra, the dancers, and the people buying tickets were the structural emergency. Nothing says “saving the arts” like making the arts disappear until the marble has learned to flatter the chairman.

The center may need work. It may even need to shut parts of the building while that work happens. But tying the rescue to one man’s name turns a public institution into the world’s most expensive tantrum room. The ceiling fell first. The branding strategy is still taking applications.

Sources

01Associated Press: Kennedy Center will close for renovations after judge blocks returning Trump's name to building02Associated Press: The Latest - Board votes to close Kennedy Center amid financial woes and name dispute03Wikimedia Commons: Kennedy Center (46399777861).jpg
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