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Feathers McGraw’s Little Bastard Puppet Sold for £56,700. The Penguin’s Latest Heist Funds Animation Training

The puppet topped Wallace’s £50,400 auction price. Aardman says proceeds will support bursaries and animation training.

A model of Feathers McGraw from Vengeance Most Fowl on display in Bristol.
Humbledaisy / Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0. Illustrative Bristol display model, not confirmed as the auctioned puppet. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:FeathersMcGraw2024.jpg

The facts

At Aardman’s 50th-anniversary auction in London on Sept. 24, the stop-motion Feathers McGraw puppet from 2024’s *Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl* sold for £56,700. A screen-matched Wallace puppet sold for £50,400, ABC News reported.

Aardman says proceeds will support talent development, including bursaries at the Aardman Academy, skills programs and opportunities for emerging filmmakers. The image shows another Feathers McGraw model on display in Bristol, not a confirmed photograph of the auctioned puppet.

Our take

Feathers usually goes in for crimes involving a red-glove disguise and a diamond. This time, the expressionless little bastard fetched £56,700 by standing still while collectors threw money at a hunk of clay. He has always understood leverage better than most people with a LinkedIn account.

Aardman says the money will help train new animators. So the smug little crook’s latest score buys bursaries and animation skills instead of a stolen jewel. No getaway car, no confession, not even a flap. His latest heist ends with a new crop of tiny bastards somebody has to teach to move.

Sources

01ABC News: Aardman puppets sell at 50th anniversary auction02Aardman: 50th anniversary auction and talent-development proceeds03Wikimedia Commons: Feathers McGraw model photo and CC BY-SA 4.0 license
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