Jizz, data, and the shit we pretend is weather.
The British Museum handed private viewings to Palantir's Peter Thiel and luxury hotel guests paying a grand a night, then charged everyone else £33 for a 40-minute shuffle past the 230-foot cloth. Normal people set alarms and hit 80,000-deep queues for the heritage they funded.
Tom Cruise's $125 M Iñárritu‑directed venture faces a shaky opening, and the studio’s last‑ditch marketing push is a single tweet that has already racked up 2.2 million views.
The Teufelsrad ride operator is handing out free bike shorts because thousands of professional voyeurs have turned the spinning platform into a cash-for-crotch-shots film set. The solution to this digital rape culture is now a sad little basket of spandex.
Adopted St. Louis resident Michael Goessling learns the Doobie Brothers singer is his dad after a mysterious call and a lucky concert‑date coincidence.
City officials, spooked by shadows and a ChatGPT prompt, whitewash a public artwork of Tutankhamun and Nefertiti after their skin looked a bit too dark for comfort.
Mattie Music Group, one of three publishers on a 43-year-old song, decided after a few listens that Olivia Dean’s hit stole its melody. They hired a musicologist to agree, then sued the four richest record companies and 50 “Does” while leaving the actual Grammy-winning songwriter off the complaint. They want up to $150,000 per work, a permanent ban, and the “destruction” of the track. The other two publishers on the original song told them to go fuck themselves.
Rightwing grifter Clay Travis, having cashed out his last grift to Fox, unveils a new 'platform' that is just a closed-loop of his own shitty ads and the same five culture-war grievances for an audience that already gargles his balls.
The prestigious arts awards, fleeing the threat of demolition by a president who wanted his name on the building, will now be held in a corporate-named sports venue, completing a perfect circle of cultural degradation.
A trove of unreleased Oasis recordings, including candid conversations between the Gallagher brothers, was withdrawn from auction after the band launched legal action.
The Celebrity Traitors returns with the host descending from a coffin and a star actor immediately confessing his secret role to everyone, proving celebrity is a degenerative brain disease.
Jail records show the rapper, whose brand is untouchable luxury, booked on a felony strangulation charge with a $6,000 bond, just after an ex publicly accused him of abuse.
Financial records show gifts plunged 42% and pledges fell more than 100% after the Kennedy Center added Trump’s name to its building. His legal team now argues his “prestige” is the sole cure for the financial crisis he helped create.
Three ski‑masked dickheads tried Monet Mazur's front door, an alarm probably went off, and they fucked off. The Post says she saw them on camera; TMZ says the alarm did the work. Both are lying for clicks about a crime that failed before it started.
AZA denied 2026 accreditation over longstanding failures in communication, internal consistency and cross-department collaboration, sending the zoo into a remedial Pathways program.
The embargo lifted, the zeros rained down, and Warner Bros. countered with a TikTok nobody.
USA Today analyzed seven years of Cornell’s Title IX data: 1,200 reports, 51 guilty findings, 7 expulsions. And in the 2024 gang-rape case, some fraternity members got essay assignments.
Cheryl Augustine says a January 2022 crash in Brentwood left her with permanent brain damage. Arnold Schwarzenegger has conceded negligence. A Beverly Hills jury starts on the damages Oct. 12.
American-born leads in American-made movies fell from 82% in the 1990s to 64% in the 2020s. UK-born leads hit 15% in 2024. They take the American parts. They still treat Bond like a bloodline.
The ex-CEO who caved in days, spat out the apology, froze donations and dropped five million now blames one retired tweet for the whole Reedy Creek shitstorm he personally signed off on.
The puppet topped Wallace’s £50,400 auction price. Aardman says proceeds will support bursaries and animation training.
The 16-track edition adds four songs Swift says she wrote with Max Martin and Shellback after the original album's release.
The Norton Simon and Auschwitz Memorial are deploying lawyers to keep Holocaust-looted art, arguing paperwork trumps genocide in a staggering display of institutional assholery.
A judge scrubbed his illegal name off the Kennedy Center and blocked his board's demolition-by-repair plot, forcing the ex-president to offer a deal straight out of a mobster's playbook: continuous tribute for not torching the place.
Trump-aligned trustees voted to shut most of the venue for renovations hours after a judge blocked another attempt to put his name on the building. The board says safety and money. The timing says ego has a maintenance budget.
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