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He asked about the bus. Then the retard came on her again.

A woman in Seattle posted that a stranger walked up at a bus stop, asked about the bus, and ejaculated on her. The quote-tweet called him a nigger and her a whore. We printed the quote. We did not invent his race.

An empty rainy King County Metro bus stop at dusk, with the Seattle skyline in the background.
Illustration generated for Offensive News. Not a photograph of the incident.

The facts

On Wednesday, September 9, 2026, an X account named npc, handle @dejenirate, posted that she was waiting at a Seattle bus stop when a man walked up and asked when the bus was coming. She wrote she did not see he was stroking his dick until he started ejaculating on her. She said she was in tears.

That is a first-person post. We do not have a cop, a name, or a second witness. The post did millions of views in a day.

Then @fakePentriket quote-tweeted, word for word: “a homeless black african nigger of color just jacked off on some league of legends cosplay whore at a bus stop in the worst city in the country lmao.” None of that biography is in the original. Not the race. Not homeless. Not the cosplay. Not the whore.

@MoneyBa77753930 replied: “You should pursue a career in journalism. I want all my news presented like this.”

Our take

If she’s telling the truth, some cunt used a stranger as a cum rag at a public stop. That is a sex crime. Not a bit. Not “unhoused individual experiencing a mental-health episode.” A man asked about the bus so he could get close enough to nut on her.

The quote-tweet did the racism for free because that’s the joke that prints. We will say nigger. We will say retard. We will not write “a nigger did it” as a reported fact when the girl never said that. Inventing a race so your timeline can pick a team is still making shit up.

The part we stole: say the ugly thing in English. He jacked off on her. That’s the sentence. Seattle is a city where a woman can get jizzed on waiting for the 7 and the civic response is a ratio. If that does not surprise you, you already live there.

Sources

01X: @dejenirate, September 9, 202602X: @fakePentriket quote-tweet, September 9, 202603X: @MoneyBa77753930 reply, September 9, 2026
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