They want your wallet. They’re not asking nicely.
Five former Barclays traders see their fraud convictions tossed by judges, sparking a fresh debate on whether the legal system can actually hold the architects of the 2008 crisis to account.
Competition cops storm breweries after alleged beer barons got thirsty for even more money.
Flatpack giant tests online furniture resale pilot in Iberia before 2026, dangling a UK marketplace launch and 15% gift-card bonus to suck sellers back into its ecosystem.
The $110 billion deal that just dumped CNN and CBS News into the same corporate toilet bowl, Skydance, is done. The only thing bigger than the new company’s debt is the bullshit it’s selling about 'editorial independence.'
Tech bros with a boatload of DoD cash aim to solve a submarine crisis they helped create by throwing more billions at a problem that eats money and shits delays.
Billionaire David Ellison's new Franken-firm Skydance Corp, stitched from Paramount and Warner Bros corpses, promises $6 billion in 'savings' after regulators blinked.
Documents reveal EET Fuels, already guilty of 12 environmental crimes, broke its permit 58 more times in two years, dumping toxic shit into protected waterways. Their defence? A £24 million wastewater spend and a claim that hundreds of 2023-2024 breaches are 'historical'.
Jason McGowan promised space‑age sodas, delivered liquid garbage, then charged franchisees a daily penalty for trying to escape the ruin he created – all while vacuuming $115 million into his own parent company.
Forbes put him back over $1 trillion on Monday, Oct. 5, up $30.6 billion from Friday, after SpaceX jumped more than 5 percent and Tesla added another 1 percent. Jeff Bezos is at $371.5 billion. Musk first crossed in June, popped back on June 29, and was under the line again by July 1.
In a move that treats America's largest healthcare providers like toddlers who hid the cookie jar, the commission mailed 24 'reminders' that the law requires them to tell patients what a procedure costs before they get it.
Staff fear more cuts in 2027 after a 'drip, drip' of layoffs and a boss who claims he didn't see the financial shitstorm coming.
The viral bakery chain, backed by Danny Meyer’s millions, shut down all 22 stores via a Thursday-night email after its co-founder sued. Cops photographed the corpse, the Instagram kept posting cookie ads, and hundreds of workers got told to piss off.
A judge blessed the $177 million AT&T breach payout. Lawyers get $59 million. Admin costs $22 million. You get enough for a gas‑station hot dog, if you’re lucky.
A tiny, shady offshore betting ring is letting clowns wager on major UK banks failing, prompting a flurry of official hand-wringing and proving that if you build a toilet for speculation, dickheads will immediately line up to shit in it.
Nearly 1,400 workers get the boot days before the president arrives to presumably blow smoke up the area's collective ass.
Twenty-six states sue the Trump administration for rolling back fuel standards to a limp 34.9 mpg, a move so scientifically fraudulent it counts electric cars as invisible to justify letting petrol guzzlers keep fucking the planet.
Feds find no crime in ex-Fed chair's pricey building project, just a masterclass in lazy, expensive bullshit. Trump still screaming for his head.
Regulators sue the contact lens seller for a scam so basic it's insulting: advertise a low sticker price, then double it at checkout with hidden 'fees' that turn a healthcare purchase into a fucking mugging.
The FTC's 'landmark' settlement makes the nation's biggest booze monopolist promise to follow an 88-year-old law for six whole years, overseen by a monitor who will definitely scare them.
A new lawsuit says the sportsbook's machine-learning model hunted 'elastic' customers - those most likely to hemorrhage cash when spammed with promos - and buried them in 70 messages a month, all while promising to use their data for 'responsible play.'
Keir Mather whistles past the refinery graveyard, assuring everyone the diesel is fine, super fine, really.
Roger Lynch’s farewell memo bragged of commerce revenue up 170%, subscriptions up 155%, and tentpole events up ninefold. Mattel calls this ‘visionary.’ The man who made Barbie a movie star is out.
SPK shutters 131 funds at Pusula Portfoy and Tera after they allegedly pumped worthless holdings to fake values, triggering 6% one‑day and 12% multi‑day BIST 100 drops, 45‑plus arrests, 88 asset freezes and an AKP deputy chair's exit amid stock‑trade allegations.
The sportswear titan lost its biggest star, three-quarters of its value, and its entire fucking brain after deciding innovation meant making limited editions unlimited and flushing R&D cash down the digital shitter.
