They want your wallet. They’re not asking nicely.
Prime Minister Mark Carney declared a national dick-measuring contest to build a new oil pipe by 2027, promising 140,000 jobs, 100 billion bucks, and freedom from America's tariffs, because the last time Canada tried this it went so fucking well.
California's AG announced Lyft will cough up $272.5 million for allegedly stealing wages from 2016 to 2020 by pretending its drivers weren't employees. At least $237 million is for the drivers Lyft spent years financially sodomizing.
A Senate investigation found 84% of Iran-linked sanctioned wallets ran almost exclusively on USDT, including $603 million moved by two oil smugglers tied to Hezbollah and the Houthis. Tether's compliance program appears to consist of hoping nobody looks too closely.
Mesabi Metallics, the firm behind the "largest steel plant in American history," is the rebranded wreckage of Essar's North American disaster: two bankruptcies, a $500 million siphoning lawsuit, stiffed contractors, and a $2.35 billion tab with a sanctioned Russian state bank.
A review found the budget chain ‘fundamentally failed’ a sexual assault victim after handing her key to a stranger, with intrusions still common and execs ignoring complaints for years.
Ladbrokes, William Hill, and Betfred's content arm inked a deal with a shady offshore casino, pocketing millions in dividends while publicly crying about the dangers of the unregulated gambling they were bankrolling.
Japan's motor giant booked a $4 billion impairment, posted its largest-ever loss, and watched its stock crater 19.8 percent in a single day. The Tokyo Stock Exchange may delist it by the end of October. And PwC Japan's official position is, roughly: we cannot verify a single number in these accounts, and the people who cooked the last ones are still doing the math.
The nation's inflation fighters just told their own employees to get fucked with a sub-inflation pay offer, hours after hiking the cost of living for everyone else.
The ATO's latest data is a phonebook of multinationals who've made 'billions' a dirty word, reporting revenue figures that could fund a small nation while their tax bills look like a forgotten coin in a couch.
After the Navy's own budget office gutted the program by two-thirds and Congress had to pass a law ordering the Pentagon to fucking sign a contract, Boeing's defense boss is doing a victory lap about how this was always the plan.
A federal judge says it’s a 'fair and reasonable' approach to competition. Because what’s more competitive than letting one rich prick control nearly a third of everything you watch?
The toy giant behind Monopoly and Dungeons & Dragons got vished by a smooth‑talking stranger on the help desk line, then filed an 8‑K, hired forensics, took systems offline and still hid the pathetic details until Massachusetts regulators forced it out.
Almost four years after the board showed him the door, the former Disney CEO is back with a memoir and a verdict: he did an 'admirable and stellar' job, Iger stabbed him in the back, and his one admitted mistake came with a 'No' when asked to name the people who made him do it.
Days before trial, Alabama settled with TikTok and ByteDance for $100 million. Outside firms Beasley Allen and Prince Glover Hayes get $14.2 million in fees plus $2 million in expenses, and the lead lawyers had nothing to say.
The FTC and a coalition of state attorneys general secured a settlement that will end Corteva's post‑patent distributor payments and aim to lower pesticide prices for U.S. farmers.
The litigation funder bankrolled Taction's haptics case against Apple and announced its cut the next business day. Its stock popped 12%. Its SEC filing warns the payout could shrink to a total loss.
To settle 12 states’ antitrust case, Paramount agreed to release 30 films a year for two years, then 32 for three, under a settlement still pending court approval.
New York says the deal benefits more than 260,000 couriers. DoorDash says some payment errors involved technical bugs, while much of the settlement resolves a dispute about logged-in time between deliveries.
The banking regulator pulled the license for Bank Mellat's Istanbul branch, saying its continued existence was a risk to depositors and financial stability, without detailing what the fuck it actually did.
Warren Buffett, 96, has stepped down as chairman of the trillion-dollar empire he's been babysitting since 1970, passing the ceremonial gavel to his son in a move so telegraphed it came with its own fucking ticker tape.
In a move that shocked absolutely no one with a calendar, the Bank of Japan nudged its benchmark rate to a dizzying 1.25%, a level not seen since the era of floppy disks and fax machines, citing such pressing threats as 'AI demand' and the general vibe of the world.
The Fed unanimously raises rates for the first time in over a year, directly contradicting Trump's demand for the 'world's lowest' and fighting inflation fueled by war-driven energy prices.
ONS says CPI rose from 2.9% in July as motor fuel prices jumped 23% over the year. The Bank of England is still expected to leave rates at 3.75% on Thursday.
Indonesia's president replaced Purbaya Yudhi Sadewa after a fight over hundreds of staff rotations, with the dispute reaching a customs chief from Prabowo's former special-forces circle.
