Still true, still filthy. Page 7 of the back catalog, newest first.
Facing a court order to stop chopping, the President announces a 15-month shutdown of a historic D.C. course to build his fantasyland, calling the current greens 'of no further use or effect'
As France braced for violent nationwide protests over inequality, President Emmanuel Macron's idea of crisis prep was a cozy date night at a Celine Dion concert, because leadership is all about feeling the power of love while city halls burn.
Brett Blackman ran HealthSplash like a brace factory on the taxpayer's dime: a foreign call center pushed elderly beneficiaries into agreeing to multiple braces, bribed telemedicine doctors signed the orders without ever speaking to the patient they were supposedly treating, and suppliers split more than $450 million of Medicare cash. He got 19 years. The braces were the only thing propping up his whole rotten empire.
The former president broke months of public silence to back Israel’s prime minister, then warned the U.S. might have to act if Netanyahu loses.
Jordon Steele-John, facing a leaked letter from seven party members about his alleged creepy conduct, releases a six-page tantrum accusing his own boss of lying about his leave and an 'unofficial faction' of sabotage. The senator is very much not on holiday, he insists, from the middle of his spectacular public shit-fit.
A new GAO report reveals the Bureau's strategy to stop Chinese spies hinges on academic snitches, but the FBI killed its own campus-outreach program, and universities think agents are clueless pricks who don't understand how research works.
A groundbreaking study reveals that houses right next to flammable shit are more likely to burn, while climate change ensures the whole 'safe distance' concept is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
The DOJ’s long‑standing neutrality is eroding as Attorney General Todd Blanche publicly backs Republican candidates while the department raids a Democratic congresswoman’s home and sues California over voter rolls.
Banned Australian fraud Barbara O'Neill, charging £1,300 a head, told a UK retreat to avoid doctors, put cayenne pepper in eyes for glaucoma, and treat tumours with oily rags.
Ronald and Gordon Chrichlow stole $2.6 million in fraudulent trust refunds. When the IRS came knocking, the geniuses mailed forms declaring they weren't U.S. residents and their income was exempt 'pursuant to a tax treaty.' They have now pleaded guilty, proving the only treaty that matters is the one between their asses and a prison bunk.
In a sky-filling 'fuck you' of drones, Kyiv torches a St. Petersburg oil terminal, kills one, wounds five, and proves the Kremlin's 'nothing to see here' line is pure bullshit.
Federal judge Ana Reyes orders a full stop to the Trump administration’s unauthorized deforestation of a public D.C. golf course, threatening contempt of court for the prick who thought he could just ignore her.
The Texas AG, filmed with federal targets in Dubai and impeached for graft, is somehow neck-and-neck for a Senate seat, proving his only real skill is convincing rubes that felonies are a form of political speech.
Washington Spirit rookie Lucia Di Guglielmo's maiden NWSL strike not only clinches a playoff spot but also serves as a catastrophic cock-block to Gotham FC's NWSL Shield coronation, with Sandy MacIver's 10th clean sheet providing the ceremonial bolt to the door.
Profits tumble 36% as the magazine empire’s ‘planned investment’ turns out to be paying a fortune to sack a handful of staff, then bragging it’s still technically profitable.
McGovern, Tlaib, Omar, Jayapal, García and Norton, in a letter that earnestly cites the 'Cockroach Janata Party,' want the State Department to investigate Indian diplomats for allegedly hiring photographers at protests and to consider cutting off U.S. arms sales. Their core grievance? The education minister they wanted gone already quit.
The 'Towering Inferno' finally remembered he was in a boxing match and landed a single punch with one second left on the clock, ending a 12‑round war.
A constable took a bullet to the foot while approaching two suspects at 4:50 AM. Assistant Chief Constable Claire Rukas called it a 'sobering reminder' of officer dangers, as if the public needed a fucking seminar.
FINRA smacked the broker with an $800,000 fine after it failed to notice eight 'unemployed' Aussies with $200K incomes dump a stock that spiked 318% and collapsed the same day. The firm’s entire anti-money laundering program was a manual review of daily trades, a method regulators told them was broken eight years ago. This is their third fucking settlement.
Lisandro Martínez, a defender culpable in recent goals, pulled no punches about a lack of investment as the team, with one win in six, limps toward a Leeds trip where they haven't lost since 2002.
After 50,582 patients waited over 12 hours for a bed in September, Yvette Cooper's urgent plan is to 'urge' a plan, toss some pocket change at a collapsing system, and promise to start counting the children it's already failing.
The Air Force Museum of New Zealand released 47 high‑resolution images from a 1938 survey of Nikumaroro, giving sleuths new detail to scan for clues about Amelia Earhart’s disappearance.
A lone goal and a manager's admission that basically everything still needs work fails to lift the financial corpse of a club from the basement, as fans wonder if the owners are just waiting for the whole thing to rot.
Villarreal president Fernando Roig whines that watching his senior team causes him to 'worry' and 'suffer a lot,' preferring the safe, consequence-free spectacle of the under-19s while his club prepares for a real match at Anfield.
The Czech PM’s ruling coalition got precisely zero seats in the upper house, leaving the pro-Western opposition to laugh directly into his soggy billionaire face.
Chase DeLauter’s crucial fielding fuck-up in the seventh inning opens the floodgates for a Rays rally, proving the Guardians’ defense is a leaky-ass clown car in a tight playoff series.
Supporters jeer the league's anthem and wave inflatable bananas in their first home game since being found guilty, as club brass and players talk up a 'journey' together.
In a staggering reversal, the US abandons years of human rights condemnation to grovel before Myanmar's murderous junta, sending officials and Trump cronies to secure rare earths, proving principles are just another commodity to be strip‑mined.
While 3,500 others have been arrested for alleged support of banned Palestine Action, Sarah Helm's 'God help us authors' post gets a shrug from the police who say it doesn't meet the criminal threshold.
Olivia Smith's late equalizer salvages a point but fails to silence the boos as coach Renée Slegers' defense proves dumber than a bag of fucking hammers.
