Still true, still filthy. Page 6 of the back catalog, newest first.
The Energy Department is decontaminating 890 square miles of Idaho to residential standards for families who will never move in, at a cleanup bill that runs to $840 billion through the year 2100. Its response to being asked what the fantasy costs: doing the damn math would be too much of a burden.
After a weekend where the country got looted like a fucking Circuit City closing sale, the President's big solution was to furrow his brow and promise a stern talking-to.
California’s lawsuit invokes medieval legal doctrine to stop ICE civil arrests in courthouses, citing the newly‑named “Operation Safe California” enforcement surge.
Seventeen Americans spent four days metal-detecting a sandspit after satellite photos of a white streak turned out to be logs coated in carbonate slime, not Lockheed aluminum, while bad weather ate the rest of the budget.
In an X post, the former president torched Tom Homan's suggestion that Ilhan Omar could be stripped of citizenship, calling it a naked political attack using the full force of the federal government as a cudgel.
President feels feelings, blames 'far-left criminals,' and floats banning protests as his only plan, while Trump masturbates to the footage.
Ex-Rudd AG Robert McClelland is the new National Anti-Corruption Commissioner, a 'merit-based' appointment that ensures the fox who retired from the henhouse is back to investigate fox crimes.
Anthropic pledges a pathetic five percent of its shares to a feel-good fund while prepping a trillion-dollar IPO and openly admitting its tech could fucking end humanity.
The council, chaired by President Abdel‑Fattah el‑Sissi, pledged “all possible forms of support” but gave no details on what that might look like.
President urges restraint and says local prefects and mayors will draft measures to protect shops and civic buildings.
Senator Jacqui Lambie denounces a Pauline Hanson cartoon that ridicules her health condition, while fellow MPs and the industry minister call it a low‑blow in Australian politics.
Music publishers say tech vultures trained on Kylie Minogue and Nick Cave, then strong-armed Australia to be the one country that legalizes the theft. The proof is in the AI-puked lyrics.
The Law Enforcement Conduct Commission's inquiry finds police punched worshippers, sprayed bystanders, and then bragged about it while protesters mostly just wanted to march.
Beijing's so‑called ‘hybrid warfare’ sees a mixed fleet of coastguard, research and fishing vessels forced out of Taiwanese waters.
UK steelmakers are paying a £30/MWh premium over French rivals, a gap driven by a gas‑linked power market and soaring global gas prices.
The Interior Department measured attendance by counting how many people were assigned to a building, not how many showed up. Homeland Security skipped nearly 700 locations. And GSA left 20 million square feet of empty space out of the report it handed Congress.
For a fifth day, officials choke off Gaza's food supply over a dispute about a voluntary fee, sending egg and flour prices soaring as families skip meals. The local media office calls it a pretext to tighten the siege.
CBS correspondent Jan Crawford apologizes and removes an X post that praised a heckler at Abdul El‑Sayed’s town hall, sparking internal criticism.
Defender Nordi Mukiele slams the Black Cats for hubris as their costly recruitment spree fails to translate into Premier League points.
Washington Post photographer Heidi Levine was assaulted by Jewish settlers while covering the olive harvest, suffering broken vertebrae. She says she's insulted by the Prime Minister's dismissive language.
Crystal Palace manager Pierre Sage, having 'prepared the situations' for a 5-0 historic dick-flattening by Brighton, is awash in self-pity and 'shame,' admits it's all his fault, then shrugs 'I don't know' when asked if he'll be fired for turning the club into a league-wide punchline.
PC Shannon Parsons fired for accessing sensitive crime records over 2,000 times, claiming she needed to 'stay informed,' as panel finds zero legitimate policing purpose for her five-year digital wank.
Chelsea Women thump Spurs in a five‑match winning‑streak romp, marking Sonia Bompastor's 50th WSL game in charge, while the BBC's coverage treats the result like a stray turd in a video‑link landfill.
Maine Democrat Troy Jackson says he has no regrets about telling Sen. Susan Collins to “shut up” after she linked a protester to his campaign during their final Senate debate.
A GAO audit shows the world’s largest biomedical funder relies on self‑reported disclosures to police foreign interference, while lacking a program‑specific fraud risk assessment.
Greater Manchester's 'very opaque' process handed a billionaire's companies public cash after a meeting with the mayor that magically disappeared. The authority's defence is that it was all above board because the money was repaid, which is the financial equivalent of wiping your arse with the Mona Lisa and calling it art restoration.
Noni Madueke's fluky winner, bouncing off Jair Cunha, rescued a performance so shit it almost ended 0-0 against a Nottingham Forest side whose home attack is a public health hazard.
Tom Homan, a senior Trump administration official known as the “border czar,” told Fox News the administration could strip Democratic congresswoman Ilhan Omar of her citizenship and deport her, echoing claims that have circulated since federal agents raided her Minnesota home on Oct. 12.
For the sixth straight day, the capital city of Tirana has been turned into a playground for the profoundly pissed-off, as students and riot cops trade blows over the high cost of learning how to throw a brick.
Leader Zack Polanski admits on TV he can't overturn the batshit conference motion for four years, offering a cowardly 'clarification' that he doesn't think it's inherently racist while his party platform calls for a single state in historic Palestine.
