Still true, still filthy. Page 5 of the back catalog, newest first.
Police declare curfew from 11 p.m. to 6 a.m. for two tiny districts, banning gatherings from 8 p.m., after a weekend where the city was on fire. The Prime Minister says it's 'very limited,' which is also a perfect description of their fucking imagination.
Senate Democratic leader asks regulators to reject a Club for Growth petition that would legalize AI‑generated political robocalls, warning it could enable last‑minute voice‑cloning fraud.
U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes, smelling the stench of a rushed holiday-weekend tree massacre, said there's 'no universe' where it wasn't linked to Trump's redevelopment plans.
Adviser Serhii Beskrestnov tells the BBC Ukrainians are dying because American warnings are late and incomplete; the White House and Marco Rubio blame a software glitch and deny any pause.
President condemns intelligence failures that led to nearly 2,400 arrests and refuses to accept his minister’s resignation.
Portuguese FA suspends petulant 41‑year‑old after he stormed out of camp, levying a fine so pitiful it's an insult.
The Justice Department says 28 legal permanent residents in California face federal charges for allegedly registering to vote and casting illegal ballots.
The state was handed the names on October 13 and declined to set aside a single ballot. Then the feds showed up anyway, with 11 arrests and a press release that has a typo in the very first defendant.
The Bank of England is reportedly checking if the banking giant made its risky private credit loans look like less of a shitstorm by shoving them into the wrong fucking drawer.
Two massive lawsuits alleging Uber lied its dickhead face off to get its license are thrown out on a technicality, leaving 13,000 drivers and a couple of dead firms holding their own dicks.
Mexico IP Phone CEO Hemant Kumar Bharti told the FCC a freelancer called Lance Lee was behind the company's forged numbering application. The FCC replied that Bharti personally sent the emails, signed the application under oath, and that Fiverr doesn't even accept crypto.
Abiy Ahmed shits out another 'interim administration' for Tigray, promising stability in six months while the region teeters on the brink.
The Speaker of the House, a man whose political analysis is a violent fart in a chapel, looked at half a million Europeans protesting rent and saw a Democratic socialist immigrant horde, proving he understands fuck-all.
The GAO just told the Department of Homeland Security to tear up a $3 billion cell phone contract it gave to WidePoint, after the company submitted a carrier commitment from a fucking pager company that hedged its bets, and then wrote its own escape hatch from all the mandatory service levels. The government's watchdog called bullshit.
The far-right 'activist' is on trial for allegedly doxxing journalists and threatening to visit them after a MailOnline headline called him a sunbed-bound race-riot stoker. His legal argument? The newspaper made him do it by publishing a photo.
The FTC sued to stop PlayPower, a Platinum Equity-owned playground conglomerate, from swallowing its last rival. The goal, per the feds: kill competition so schools and parks can pay yacht-money for a fucking slide.
A 6-1 win over a compliant RB Leipzig is the football equivalent of a billionaire finding a twenty in his pocket, celebrated by a manager who couldn't be arsed to watch and a director spouting 'energy' nonsense about a real opponent.
7,700 bungled filings, 1.2 million mangled transactions, and at least nine distinct ways to be a complete fucking moron. Jefferies admitted it couldn't tell the SEC what money it used, who its customers were, or how to fill in a basic form for half a decade.
Greens Senator Jordon Steele-John, facing allegations spanning eight years and a 47-page party dossier, claims it's all a 'nasty political game' to protect women, while his leader says he should be on leave and an independent probe begins.
Despite pledging nearly a trillion dollars in investments to suck up to the former president, Mohammed bin Salman finds his kingdom getting pummeled by Houthi rebels while his favorite dickhead dodges his calls for airstrikes.
Latch shipped hardware to channel partners ahead of real demand, hid the pay us whenever side deals from its accountants, and booked $5.7 million in revenue while collecting only $300 000 in cash. The SEC responded with a fine so gentle you can pay it in four parts.
New Army Cyber Command documents detail a program to turn AI agents into self‑propagating cyber weapons, sparking alarm over unintended collateral damage.
Tiny island declares war on shady UK family's get-rich-quick scheme to sell fake gambling licenses to casinos that rip off Brits
Human Rights Watch report catches army and Wagner 2.0 treating a market and a health clinic like high-score targets while jihadist goons offer the 'Whoopsie-Daisy' defense for torturing nineteen guys to death.
Sarina Wiegman locks in a contract extension ensuring she will continue to be very good at her job, which she already is, until 2029.
Province holds pointless, divisive vote that its own leader doesn't even want, after court said the whole idea was illegal bullshit to begin with.
Anthony Constantino, CEO of Sticker Mule, is trying to buy a seat in Congress, armed with a terrible rap album and a boner for Donald Trump. Polls suggest voters might not be buying it.
The settlement reimburses the state's legal bills and gives customers a promise of a polite heads-up before Fidelity decides to lock their shit up again.
San Clemente's beachfront fantasy meets oceanic reality as the Pacific treats their precious train line like a soggy chew toy.
Tiger Shroff’s car gets ventilated by gunmen while he sits unscathed, proving his greatest stunt is being a walking plot hole.
