Still true, still filthy. Page 10 of the back catalog, newest first.
Facing a battery case, the Packers running back sues cops to seal garage video the NFL wants, claiming it's all to protect his ex's dignity and his own home from burglars.
Rap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs gets yanked from his cushy Jersey cell to a Pennsylvania lockup after reports of booze, phones, massages, and maid service made the Bureau of Prisons look like his personal concierge.
Tirana's lecture halls are empty as students boycott classes and burn shit down, demanding the prime minister's head over unaffordable housing, broken universities, and a Kushner-linked coastal fuck-up. The prick blames 'foreign hands'.
A proposal to force 25,000 preschoolers in Puerto Rico to learn exclusively in English, a language most of them and their teachers don't speak, is the brain-dead policy equivalent of trying to put out a fire with a flamethrower.
Lawmakers rubber-stamp a government featuring a US-sanctioned terrorist group figure as deputy PM, because apparently 'fuck international law' is now a key plank of their legislative agenda.
New Delhi’s streets are packed with pissed-off citizens after the government quietly erased 130 million voters, but officials say it’s just a little clerical spring cleaning. Sure, guys.
A leaderless protest group, terrified of losing, tries to solve voter suppression by flooding the system with more fucking voters than anyone can handle.
Private dick says knives that don't match the resort's cutlery suggest she brought her own party favors.
Bollywood's American nephew gets a one‑way ticket after daring to stand in a crowd and look concerned.
The Senator's daily 'No, for fuck's sake' tour continues to be met with a chorus of 'But what if you did, though?'
Deputy leader Colleen Harkin unveils a $2,000 private‑maternity subsidy and promises no changes to state abortion policy, sparking criticism that the move frames reproductive health as a false trade‑off.
‘No involvement whatsoever’ says church leader about his flock’s army of campaign workers.
German director Doris Dörrie's new movie imagines a future where grandma's caretaker can also be her executioner, because nothing says ‘emotional bond’ like programmed euthanasia.
Bipartisan revulsion finally makes the showman blink, but the true horror is the circus we live in.
FBI probes mysterious powdery mail sent to state offices, because apparently democracy now runs on anthrax-lite and baking-soda-based terrorism.
Five dead, 16 injured after rebels target government palace but claim they hit a Saudi military HQ, offering world's most pathetic game of 'I meant to do that'.
Florida’s AG just dropped a lawsuit accusing Discord of treating child safety like a fucking suggestion while building a subscription cash machine for the kids it was failing. The state wants up to $150,000 per violation.
The Vitality Stadium hosts its first European victory as a Brazilian duo and a penalty seal a 3‑0 triumph.
FIFA's grinning grifter says sorry for his secret sell-off scheme, offers no details, then tries to buy silence with more cash.
Justices will weigh if a Nigerian chef forced to feed a militant group can be denied asylum, a case that could reshape the definition of “material support.”
Kash Patel posts from Liberty University law‑enforcement event as network cites two anonymous sources to claim he 'landed' for secret Kremlin meetings.
Feds show up with a mystery thumb drive, demand officials fuck with ballots, and then cry to a judge when told to get fucked.
The Pentagon's AI ethics council ghosted its own meetings for nine months because it was 'too busy,' has no charter, and is staffed at 3 out of 10 positions. The work is predictably fucked.
Students occupy University of Buenos Aires hall as federal judge fines the government every day for ignoring laws to fund salaries and research, all while professors flee and protests turn violent.
Platforms’ AI filters are scrubbing pregnancy mentions, hiding cancer diagrams and flagging endometriosis as political, sparking a wave of self‑censorship among women’s health creators.
Undercover sting reveals party chair coaching a reporter to scrub Tommy Robinson‑related posts before applying to be a councillor, and a candidate who says he failed vetting twice still getting a nod.
As feds seize her phone and passport in immigration fraud raid, Tim Mynett's chief complaint is about the press disturbing the block's peace.
On October 15, Judge Ramón E. Reyes, Jr. granted New York City’s motion to dismiss the United States’ sanctuary-city case, noting in a footnote that every court before him had rejected the same argument. The feds keep suing. The feds keep losing.
On Oct 14 the 9th Circuit ruled California cannot force non-uniformed federal officers to 'visibly display identification', finding the United States 'certain to succeed' on its Supremacy Clause claim and comparing the law unfavorably to traffic rules.
The Massachusetts Senator, facing real economic fires, decided to piss and moan about a hot sauce merger, getting herself absolutely roasted online by people who can tell a crisis from a condiment rack.
