Still true, still filthy. Page 9 of the back catalog, newest first.
President Trump’s indefinite waiver of the Lindsey Graham Russian Sanctions Act has lawmakers from both parties denouncing the move as a capitulation to Vladimir Putin.
A new federal rule restores bear baiting in Alaska's national preserves, a policy flip‑flop that required citing a TV indecency case and a mandatory 'clinic' to justify maybe ten dead bears a year.
A government release of 'stratospheric' deforestation data lands suspiciously ahead of a presidential runoff, giving the incumbent a green halo after his predecessor's four-year environmental disaster.
President Abdel Fattah el‑Sisi asks Egypt’s parliament to authorise any defence assistance Saudi Arabia might request, linking the kingdom’s security to Egypt’s own interests.
Federal prosecutors announce charges against 16 'aliens' for illegal voting; 15 are lawful permanent residents, most are senior citizens, and one is an actual illegal alien. The star defendant is a 73-year-old German man allegedly voting since 2008.
A professional hand-wringer from a right-wing 'oversight' group, whose entire job is shrieking about Democrats, says a federal raid on a congresswoman's home means they 'probably got the goods,' offering the same deep analysis as a guy guessing what's in a wrapped Christmas present.
A GAO report details how presidential orders forced the National Nuclear Security Administration to cut 236 federal employees during a $200 billion weapons overhaul. The agency's genius plan to fill the gap? Artificial intelligence that isn't allowed anywhere near the classified nuclear facilities it's supposed to oversee.
A GAO report reveals the IRS's multi-billion-dollar ghost preparer problem is managed by a system called GITS that cannot track trends, outcomes, or individual preparers, a database that only finds people with IDs the criminals don't have, and a total lack of strategy, metrics, or basic fucking information.
A Biden-appointed federal judge told the Trump DOJ to fuck off, ruling its lawsuit to force New York City cops into immigration enforcement was a legally bankrupt attempt at federal conscription.
President puts brakes on bipartisan sanctions, announces diesel purchase from Moscow, and suggests Ukraine needs a new boss, all while blaming Kyiv for his own electoral anxieties.
Chancellor John Healey, speaking from the exotic irrelevance of Bangkok, declared the £33 billion, home‑demolishing, motorway‑rerouting, climate‑fucking project 'a case for growth' while his boss, Prime Minister Andy Burnham, continues to play the world's most tedious game of political hide‑and‑seek.
Federal investigators say the software company kept PERM job openings off its public website and directed American applicants to an email address that could not receive external mail. Cloudera, which denies intent, will pay $600,000 in fines and fund $1.4 million in back wages.
NCAA files federal lawsuit claiming Ohio's new rule gives schools an unfair competitive edge.
A Dublin shindig for tech ghouls and EU bureaucrats served up a sad platter of self‑congratulation and empty buzzwords, while the continent's actual AI investment is a rounding error compared to the U.S. and China.
While Silicon Valley's finest dream of Mars colonies, the state's actual infrastructure proves about as resilient as a wet paper bag in a hurricane, with power shutoffs and flaming hillsides serving as the new normal.
Beijing's bureaucrats, in a move of staggering originality, have drafted a list of 40 technologies they don't want to share anymore, citing 'national security' as they finally figure out how to play the West's own petty, protectionist game.
The government proposes letting users turn off algorithms, a feel-good fantasy that will either be ignored or break the internet, proving our leaders are incompetent dickheads.
After suing the ABA for fighting back against sanctions, the government tried to kick their law firm out of the case for 'knowing too much' - then confessed they have no fucking clue who knows what.
Acting deputy AG Trent McCotter warns California officials that processing votes from people the feds 'suspect' aren't citizens could land them in federal prison. This is not law enforcement; it's a pre-election intimidation wank.
A Biden-appointed judge told the former CIA director his frantic attempt to block evidence destruction was a fantasy built on fears that haven't happened, as he faces two grand jury probes.
At a rally where he was 80 minutes late and left supporters to roast, the former president claimed Jon Ossoff was ‘never elected,’ bragged about fictional $21 trillion investments, and explained war with Iran like a bad movie pitch.
Award‑winning writer Sarah Helm, married to UK national security adviser Jonathan Powell, posted on X in defence of the proscribed group Palestine Action, prompting police assessment and government distancing.
Congressional report details a 3,200% stock surge timed to a law Trump signed, with his 'blind trust' buying shares in the exact companies his administration shielded from price cuts on the day the bill passed.
Hyron Andrews, 31, died in a team hotel. The sport's bosses called it an 'accident,' announced a game in his 'honor,' and proved they'd rather manage a PR problem than explain a fucking tragedy.
Lawyer says the club's desperate attempt to overturn a mountain of financial rule breaches faces 'substantial hurdles' because their entire defense is a steaming pile of owner-funded bullshit they already tried to sell.
In a move of staggering grace, La Liga president Javier Tebas compared the club's referee-whinging TV segments to Joseph Goebbels's methods. The club, in turn, has kindly suggested he eat a bag of dicks and resign.
The Spaniard gave up a nine‑figure sum still owed to him in order to walk away from the bankrupt Saudi‑backed league.
Fired after five days of spectacular, credential-free failure, the ex-press secretary's main achievement was proving you can bullshit your way into the job, but not through a single briefing.
The Arsenal manager, having just signed a contract worth over £20 million per season, claims slashing staff is essential for 'evolving' the club. The cuts, targeting catering and travel while exempting his own coaching bubble, follow a review by expensive consultants.
District settles lawsuit after policies forced elementary students to hide their Bibles in sealed envelopes, with a Christian group saying kids felt pressured to conceal their faith. The $275K fuck-up comes with a mandatory six-month web apology.
