The facts
At a rally in north Georgia, Donald Trump again claimed the 2020 election in Georgia was fraudulent, saying the election of U.S. senator Jon Ossoff was illegitimate and that “he was never elected.” Ossoff, who faces Rep. Mike Collins in November, is leading in recent polls by about nine points. Trump touted his “most successful” two‑year presidential run, citing stock‑market gains, low unemployment, poverty‑rate declines and the creation of “Trump accounts” for newborns. He repeated that voters would receive a $5,000 check if Republicans control the House, and that $21 trillion in foreign‑manufacturing investments pledged during his tenure would offset the cost, though most pledges remain unfulfilled. Trump also praised his immigration record, claimed a rapid overthrow of the Venezuelan government, and described the early days of the war on Iran from an Oval Office perspective, warning that Iran would blow up Israel, … the Middle East. The rally began around 2 p.m., drew about 1,200 attendees at Dalton municipal airport, and Trump took the stage at roughly 4:20 p.m., about 80 minutes late. Supporters shouted praise, including a local resident who called him “the greatest president of all time.”
Our take
Look at this sweaty, orange bastard. Donald Trump flew back to Georgia, stood up 300 of his own supporters for over an hour in the baking sun, and used the platform to announce that a sitting United States senator is a fucking hallucination. According to this pathological liar, Jon Ossoff was “never elected.” Not narrowly, not questionably – the election just fucking vanished, like a magician’s trick performed by a clown who shit his pants. This is the core of Trump’s genius: he doesn’t just deny losing; he denies the entire existence of reality that inconveniences him. Ossoff, who is currently beating his Republican opponent by nine points, is apparently a spectral presence in the Senate, haunting the halls on a wave of bullshit that only Trump can see. What a pathetic, delusional cunt. And why was he late? Probably because he was backstage polishing the other giant, steaming turd he rolled out: his plan to give every American a $5,000 check, paid for by $21 trillion in foreign‑manufacturing investments pledged on his watch. Most of those pledges are unfulfilled, which means his entire economic platform is built on ghost money, fantasy dollars from pretend factories. He’s promising to fund America with the fiscal equivalent of a fart in a jar. This is the same dickhead who, with a straight face, claimed “zero illegal aliens have been admitted” in 17 months. Of course they haven’t been ‘admitted,’ you stupid asshole – the word ‘admitted’ implies a legal process, which is the one thing they’re trying to avoid! Then, as the sun beat down on the dwindling crowd of brainwashed cabbages, he treated them to a highlight reel of his greatest fictional hits. He bragged about overthrowing Venezuela in “forty‑eight hours,” and described starting a war with Iran from the cozy perspective of Oval Office damage reports, like he was narrating a shitty direct‑to‑video action film. “They’ll blow up Israel, they’ll blow up the Middle East,” he said, justifying future carnage that has already spiked gas prices – a fact he dismisses as “Democratic propaganda” about “affordability.” For this prick, a war is a cool story, and the resulting cost‑of‑living crisis is just a whiny talking point for people who can’t afford to flee his shitshow on a private jet. The whole spectacle was a festival of meritless self‑congratulation. He touted the “handsomeness” of a soldier to prove “everything is based on merit,” a sentence so stupid it should be studied. His most devoted supporter on site called him the “greatest president of all time,” the perfect summary of a cult that worships a man who can’t even be bothered to be on time. He is a grifter selling invisible products to people sunning their brains into mush. The only thing he’s successfully established is that he is a fucking phantom, a hollow man screaming lies into a hot wind, hoping nobody notices he’s made of nothing but piss and hot air.
