Wars, heat, and everyone else’s fucking mess.
In an aerial assault that perfectly encapsulates the entire Russian war effort, a drone loaded with explosives struck a school full of children and managed to fail at its one fucking job: detonating. The city is still under siege, but the only thing exploding is the Kremlin's credibility.
The Kremlin's biggest energy strike since spring killed at least five, including a child, proving its only coherent military doctrine is freezing civilians and blowing up schools.
An Omani first officer allegedly decided mid-flight that the path to the left seat was through the captain’s ribcage, forcing 174 passengers to subdue him and sending a clown car of four nations’ investigators to ask if he’s a terrorist or just a complete fucking lunatic.
The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department, fresh off a self-congratulatory press release about murder rates, is now scrambling to find more corpses after a pair turned up in a shallow grave.
Prime Minister Andy Burnham cites “strong indications” of Iranian involvement after police found only gasoline in vans linked to a thwarted terror plot at RAF Fairford.
After the Ombudsman discovered a furnished compound with TVs, AC, and gym gear inside Cibinong Prison, authorities ordered it demolished - a pathetic attempt to smash the evidence of their own grift.
The nationwide public transport pass will leap another €3.80 in 2027, its first hike under a new 'cost-based formula' that is really just a long-winded way to say 'we need more of your money.' Federal Transport Minister Steffen Bilger insists it's still 'a very attractive offer,' which is what a grifter says when he jacks the price of a necessity by 36%.
The Home Office has scrapped a pilot scheme that was supposed to deter Channel crossings by sending some migrants back to France. In the end, it managed to return about 1,500 people while importing slightly fewer, achieving a net result of sweet fuck-all before quietly folding.
Senator David Perdue says Trump queried Xi about purchasing American arms despite legal prohibitions and Beijing’s growing military might
The IRGC’s open appeal frames Trump’s policies as corrupt and reinterprets “Death to America” as a jab at Washington’s elite, not the American people.
The president's Truth Social meltdown demanding Axios retract its report collides with the inconvenient fact that his own administration's June memorandum explicitly included sanctions waivers and provisions for frozen Iranian assets.
Five-star general Puga allegedly pimped out the Légion d'honneur for beach holidays and pricey meals while Bansard's kids scooped medals like family heirlooms. Napoleon founded it; this asshole ran it like a grifter's punch card.
US human rights cash now funds whining white nationalists, anti-communist cosplayers, and a Brazilian judicial temper tantrum.
Marco Rubio told Fox News the RAF Fairford plot had foreign hands behind it and promised more news without naming anyone, while Trump claimed he knows the answer but would rather not say it, even as five British men were bailed with no explosives found in their vans and Iran denied everything.
Citing a lack of ‘tangible benefits,’ Trump administration quits European watchdog, joining Russia and Belarus in the ex-corruption club.
Flydubai FZ1073 left Dubai for Tel Aviv on Sept. 30, dove over Saudi Arabia, and landed in Tabuk. Netanyahu says one pilot stabbed the other and tried to crash a cabin full of Israelis. The airline says the motive is unknown. An Israeli official says Riyadh will not let an Israeli plane pick them up.
The reported deal is a $26,000 signing bonus and $2,000 a month. A 23-year-old former Marine from Arizona was dead three months after he signed. The recruiters get paid by the head.
US ban on nearly C$1 billion Canadian alcohol dairy and motorcycles takes effect after Trump executive orders accuse Canada of unfair treatment while his trade rep says the president is comfortable and Carney calls the economic hit modest on specific businesses.
Aussie ministers admit they banned kids from the internet on a hunch, tell highest court 'vibes' are a valid legal defense.
Argentina’s president issues a two-week ultimatum demanding Britain halt an oil project, threatening to ask a tribunal that cannot enforce its rulings to maybe, possibly, think about issuing one.
An IRGC spokesman bragged on X about a second 'catch' in the Strait of Hormuz and posted a labeled picture. The US says it has 'positive control' of all its drones.
After more than a year of protests sparked by a station roof collapse that killed 16 people, the president quit, used his pardon power one more time, and lined up his next job.
The child could not speak and never asked. A review board said the doctor was careful. On Sept. 23 the prosecution service said it will not charge him. The doctor called that an emancipation of the child.
Tehran's latest diplomatic masterpiece proposes a seven-day countdown to maybe not fuck with oil shipments, provided America dismantles its entire pressure campaign, in a plan experts call 'extortion with a side of wishful thinking.'
