Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
After Homeland Security agents combed their home in a criminal fraud probe, Tim Mynett's first public move was a casual stroll with the family pet, showcasing a level of chill that only multi-million-dollar asset vanishings can buy.
Director General Ken McCallum confirms the Kremlin's attempt to sway the 2016 referendum was a weak, ineffective operation involving RT, Sputnik and fake X accounts, and warns that over‑talking it could unintentionally amplify the failures.
The One Big Beautiful Bill Act, signed by the ex-president, will force millions of poor and disabled people to jump through flaming hoops to keep their health coverage, because nothing says 'beautiful' like medical bankruptcy.
Tim Mynett's big post-raid move was a stroll with his Labrador, leaving the heavy lifting of his wife's immigration fraud probe to the feds still rummaging through his shit.
The former president confirms U.S. spycraft continues for Ukraine while explaining he canned Kimberly Guilfoyle from her Greek ambassadorship because the news about her was embarrassing, claiming she was 'doing a good job' moments before admitting he had her shitcanned.
After Reform MP Robert Jenrick promised to deploy Royal Marines and use lethal force on migrant boats, Farage and party chair Zia Yusuf spent the day furiously wiping his semen off the public record, claiming it's only for self-defence.
The progressive ‘Squad’ member proposes replacing the Department of Homeland Security with a new Department of Community Safety, while preserving TSA and FEMA and ending funding for a future border wall.
After a federal court permanently forbade DHS and FEMA from tying emergency funds to immigration enforcement, the agencies just slapped the same illegal conditions on nearly $1 billion in new grants. The states, forced to file a second enforcement motion, call it 'deliberate disregard' - which is legalese for 'fuck you, judge.'
The state's health agency proposed axing a lifeline therapy program for hundreds of autistic children and a thousand more on waitlists, offering the bullshit excuse that insurance will magically catch them while providers face ruin.
In a move so grotesquely stupid it makes you question the collective IQ of the entire goddamn building, the Pentagon, under the glorious leadership of 'Secretary of War' Pete Hegseth, has decided to broadcast the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan. Because apparently the only thing missing from state‑sanctioned killing is a fucking Twitch stream.
Transport secretary Sean Duffy is stripping safety measures and redirecting funds, prompting experts to warn of a rise in road deaths.
Former Trump Media advisor Katie Zacharia uses her press secretary debut to read old rally notes, announce a firing, and confirm her job is just to be a louder megaphone for the boss.
House Oversight wants all documents from Free DC and Harriet's Wildest Dreams after their 'Juror Information Project Teach-In Series' taught activists to lie through jury selection and brag about it.
Governor Joe Lombardo and candidate Aaron Ford are in a pissing contest over letting AI data centers squat on public dirt, after one project's developers got told to fuck off by locals and just shuffled over to the BLM's backyard.
Homeland Security raids her house, her old 'law' tweet haunts her, and she cries 'political hit job' like a broken MAGA record.
Defense contractors and tech oligarchs are invited to design a war machine without rules or accountability, because what could go wrong?
Defending Main Street, a group aligned with the Maine senator, bought attack ads to smear a Democratic rival, but instead paid to show them to over a million people 3,000 miles away in Portland, Oregon.
The U.S. Ambassador to Greece reportedly tried to trade access to Trumpworld for a donor to wipe her six-figure credit card bill, a scheme so stupid it might finally get her fired.
Prosecutors unload on a last-minute defense demand for every photo and email in cooperating witness Mario Juarez's iCloud and Microsoft accounts, built on the theory that pleading guilty makes your cloud storage public domain. They couldn't name a single fucking thing they think was withheld.
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Thanksgiving message urges national unity a week before Albertans head to the polls on a non‑binding secession referendum.
Mayor Zohran Mamdani, in a stunning forensic analysis, says the feds who shot a guy in a car looked like Columbine cosplayers.
Harper's Magazine to present award for championing free speech to a woman who publicly whined it's a pain in the ass for her content-moderation schemes.
The mayor announces a weak-sauce internal look at police violence that pointedly ignores his own big talk about disbanding brutal units and ending bullshit arrests, proving his 'accountability' is just political flatulence.
The Labor Minister's resignation over 'public attacks' from her own government allies exposes a ruling coalition so dysfunctional it's actively shitting on its own members while the country waits for basic fucking governance.
