Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
The mayor of Greater Manchester had a formal sit-down with Man City chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak in 2021, just years after the club was cooking the books with hundreds of millions in 'sham' contracts. Transparency? About as clear as a fucking Etihad fog.
Judge Jennifer Rochon's temporary restraining order halts a $20 million ad campaign after over $12 million in public cash was already spent on what the White House defended by pointing to a Truth Social post.
Markwayne Mullin says a firing‑squad execution of Nidal Hasan poses no heightened security risk, despite bipartisan criticism.
Roger Marshall pays bakery after being shamed online, claims ignorance of $678 bill from his own 2020 party. Owner says she hounded him for a year.
Nigel Farage's party pledges to solve asylum backlog by shredding every application, firing the judges, and deporting everyone in sight.
The ambassador allegedly tried to sell U.S. influence to pay a credit‑card bill. The top diplomat is furious she kept showing up to his events.
President bypasses U.S. law, funds Putin’s war, and gets a thimble of fuel so his trucker fans won’t notice he’s fucking them.
Grassley’s Oct. 8 letter to Durbin lays out the Arctic Frost greatest hits: spied-on congressmen, a 430-name fishing expedition, 800 withheld pages of emails. The Democrats’ move was to complain about Grassley.
After a Texas judge farted out a ruling, the feds decided to just stop trying to make people register their silencers and sawed-offs, opting for nationwide surrender to avoid a 'confusing legal landscape'.
The ex-president stages a Friday night sideshow in upstate New York to boost Bruce Blakeman’s hopeless bid against Kathy Hochul while promising White House favors that depend on him winning first and then pretending the state’s problems started yesterday.
Justice Alexandre de Moraes ordered Eduardo Bolsonaro to begin serving a four‑year sentence and cancelled his Brazilian passport.
A decade of unexplained ailments among U.S. spies fuels a clash between weapon‑theory and psychogenic explanations.
Massive police and paramilitary presence floods Delhi as the state scrambles to block a satirical 'Cockroach' march demanding answers on 130 million voter deletions.
The House Judiciary clown car hands out 'Most Wanted' trading cards for migrants, while local DAs say the whole thing is a dick-swinging fantasy.
State-funded voter pamphlet abandons all pretense, devolves into screaming match about 'MAGA billionaires' and 'bipartisan solutions'.
At a Syracuse rally, President Trump laments not getting the 2026 peace award, attacks the committee as ‘enemies of civilization’ and the winner as a nobody.
In a move that redefines political cowardice, the governor opts into a federal tax credit scheme for private schools while swearing her love for public education remains undiminished.
A House report reveals the Democratic fundraising giant's 'passport verification' just counted characters, its fraud team was told to ignore every red flag, and Biden's former White House counsel warned the CEO may have lied to Congress.
A federal watchdog found the state's flagship volunteer program, California Volunteers, was run with the financial rigor of a kindergarten bake sale. Its subrecipient CivicWell billed for $10.8 million it can't prove it spent, and the governor's office program refuses to claw it back.
Maritime and Coastguard Agency chief faces demands to quit after the official stats watchdog confirms her 'overwhelming backing' for a plan to stop paying coastguards was a complete fabrication, built on surveys that never even asked the fucking question.
Judge Sparkle Sooknanan ruled the DOJ’s “Voter List Maintenance Policy”, which demanded states’ unredacted voter rolls and pushed purges off a citizenship database “plagued with inaccuracies”, unlawful on four separate grounds. The Civil Rights Division, she noted, was forged in the civil rights movement to protect the vote; its new mission was “antithetical to its purpose and history”.
In a first for his blood-soaked tenure, Ron DeSantis cancels an execution after being told the prisoner has dementia and no clue what's happening, proving even he has a line when the optics are this fucking pathetic.
Prosecutors say 28‑year‑old Joshua Kerry harboured a “particular hostility to Reform” and an extreme left‑wing or anti‑establishment mindset, linking a charge of preparing terrorist acts to the murder of former minister Ann Widdecombe.
A new internal memo carves out a 'Senate-confirmed' exemption, letting the Attorney General and others dive headfirst into the political swamp, a move ethics experts warn shreds decades of precedent and public trust.
