Politics/Temporary Dickhead
Trump Vows Not to Start New War With Iran Until After Midterms, Calls It Statesmanship
President announces election‑season cease‑fire on a war he launched, citing unverified oil figures.
Politics.
Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
Politics/Taxpayer-Faced Grift
Trump's $20 Million Homeland Security Dick Pic Is a National Embarrassment
After promising to use donor cash, the ex-president stuck taxpayers with a bill for government-funded ads featuring his face right before the midterms. It's not campaigning, it's a federal grift.
Politics/Cousinly Love
Troy Jackson's 'Essential Service' for Allagash is a Family ATM
The Maine Senate president took credit for securing a cell tower for 'hardworking families' in his rural town. The hardest-working family is his own: the tower sits on land owned by his second cousins, who are his longtime partner's parents, and his son has spent years lobbying the legislature his dad controlled.
Politics/Receiving a Subpoena
Guardian US News: Friends of Nolan Wells sue NFL Hall of Famer Terrell Owens for defamation
The retired wide receiver's Instagram detective work lands him in legal trouble after accusing grieving teens of evidence tampering.
Politics/Malign Influence
War Department Blames Foreign Psy‑Ops for Local Opposition to Data Centers
Under Secretary of War for Research and Engineering Emil Michael says foreign adversaries are using propaganda to stoke anti‑AI and anti‑data‑center sentiment across the United States.
Politics/Therapy for Grifters
Florida's Medicaid Fraud Crackdown Cuts Nearly $1 Billion From ABA Therapy Spending
Governor Ron DeSantis's anti‑fraud drive uncovered providers billing for more than 24 hours a day, slashing projected autism therapy costs by almost a billion dollars.
Politics/Pure, Undistilled Cheating
Missouri GOP's Redistricting Shitshow Leaves Voters Lost and Pissed
A Republican-led clusterfuck of maps and lawsuits saw districts flip three times in a week, the state and US Supreme Courts slap down GOP efforts four times in a month, and a secretary of state who tried to block the people's vote. It's a masterclass in anti-democratic fuckery.
Politics/FASCIST KARAOKE
Nithya Raman Echoes Influencer’s ‘Fascist Liars’ Line, Blames Video Edit, and Sipped Cocktails During ICE Raids
LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman repeated a TikTok host’s “fascist liars” chant, pointed to a video edit as the cause of police‑union outrage, and was photographed raising a drink while ICE raids raged.
Politics/A Coward's Timeout
Sanchez Shits His Pants, Calls Election After Seven Catalan Pricks Show Him the Door
Facing a housing bill revolt from his own coalition and nationwide protests over an 87-year-old's eviction, Spain's prime minister has opted for a political piss-break: a snap election in November.
Politics/Glass House of Horrors
Fox News Politics: Veterans of 'unbearable' Chinese factory in Ohio detail brutal work conditions amid top Dem's oversight visit
Congressman gets an earful from ex-workers about fatal accidents, union-busting bribes, and heat so bad it makes hell look like a sensible workplace.
Politics/Pompom Pension Plan
Supreme Court Flushes Judge's Career and Pension Over Facebook Pep Rally
The justices declined to hear Mark Cohen's free-speech appeal, leaving the former jurist suspended for 'partisan cheerleading' and stripped of his retirement funds.
Politics/Democracy My Ass
Giorgia Meloni Pushes Electoral Overhaul, Opposition Decries ‘Stability’ Scam
Italy’s parliament backs a new voting law that could hand the ruling coalition 105 extra seats if it clears a 42% vote threshold, sparking accusations of a power‑grab.
Politics/Goon Squad Deployment
DOJ's 'Cordial' Voter-Intimidating Goons So Aggressive They Piss Off GOP Governors, Get Sued by NAACP
The NAACP sues to stop Trump's DOJ from flooding polls with 'monitors' it says are just thugs in cheap suits.
Politics/Sticker-Covered Ego Meltdown
State Dept Sticker Job Hides US Disinfo Panel
Trump officials leaned on Canada, Lithuania and the EU to yank logos from the Vilnius disinformation conference after one session dared frame America as a FIMI threat, leaving stickers slapped over names like cheap covers on a leaking ego.
Politics/Gospel of Grift
Marco Rubio Wets His Pants Over $100,000 “Gospel”
Secretary of State, confronted with report his ambassador allegedly swapped access for cash, tells reporters their facts are not holy scripture as his diplomatic partner looks on.
Politics/Maestro of the Creep
The Shopping List: Botstein Resigns After Alleged Email Shows Him Asking Epstein About a Trafficked Singer
Former Bard president Leon Botstein quits every role at the college as lawmakers, citing a 2014 email that allegedly asks if a young model/vocalist was “for me, or are you keeping her for yourself,” demand a criminal probe into his Epstein ties.
Politics/GANGLION HA DOES NOT EXIST
He Named His Anonymous Nazi-Troll Accounts 'Ganglion Ha.' The FBI Checked. There Is No Ganglion Ha.
For seven months, Haverford College's Guangtian Ha allegedly ran four anonymous X accounts, America1st33509, America1stLM, lm_GoyimDL and DlGoyim, to terrorize a coworker: the man's home address, a photo of his mailbox, the name of his seven-month-old baby, and classics like 'Fuck anti-Zionism. HH.' Every account was built on the Verizon IP address at Ha's own house. Prosecutors say his "hateful obsession" means he should stay locked up until trial.
Politics/Rip-off Alert
DHS Proposes $70K Fee To Let Foreign Students Breathe
The Department of Homeland Security has issued a proposed rule that would charge foreign students on F‑1 visas a $70,000 fee for an initial Optional Practical Training (OPT) authorization and $30,000 for any extension.
Politics/THE LATEST
Saudis Flush Accountability Down Toilet
The New York Court of Appeals heard arguments on 7 Oct 2026 in the long-running lawsuit by families of 9/11 victims against Saudi Arabia.
Politics/Health concerns fuel bail request
Maduro’s Wife Seeks House Arrest Citing Heart Problems
Cilia Flores asks a New York judge to replace jail time with 24‑hour‑guarded house arrest, citing serious cardiac issues and injuries from the January raid.
Politics/PATRIOTIC GRAFT
Trump Admin Allegedly Stole $20 Million From Fallen Cops Fund to Air 'Final Battle' Campaign Ad on Your Dime
Six weeks before the midterms, the White House allegedly filched $20 million from a fund for dead border officers and spent it all on TV ads of Trump walking down a hall promising a 'final battle.'
Politics/MOST-FAVORED-NOBODY
Kennedy's Most-Favored Nation Drug-Pricing Crusade Shrank From $11.9 Billion to $440 Million
The GLOBE Model was supposed to benchmark American drug prices against the rest of the world. The final rule signed by Robert F. Kennedy covers a limited number of Medicare Part B drugs, excludes several categories, and saves $440 million over seven years.
Politics/Royal scandal
UK High Court Quashes Search Warrants on Prince Andrew’s Properties After Police Admit Legal Error
Thames Valley Police acknowledge the warrants were unlawfully issued, but say the investigation into the former royal continues.
Politics/Disaster Dickhead
Trump Uses Disaster Relief Announcements as Campaign Platforms, Critics Cry ‘Political Hijacking’
The president pairs federal disaster funding news with endorsements, jokes about withholding aid, and leaves state officials out of the loop.