Still true, still filthy. Page 38 of the back catalog, newest first.
Teenager uses dad’s government‑stored gun to murder classmates after his online fan club for killers was apparently mistaken for an edgy phase.
The president throws a tantrum so big it requires a press pool expulsion.
President Lee Jae Myung draws a bright red line in the sand that says ‘Not Our Problem,’ leaving the U.S. to play with its own toys in the Middle East.
Labor government dusts off a quarantine facility to jail visa overstayers, adds a pissant squad of 100 officers to hunt 77,000 people, and swears it's nothing like ICE.
In a nationwide charade spanning 11 time zones, Russia holds a parliamentary vote designed to rubber-stamp its war policy, after jailing, exiling, or banning anyone who dared disagree.
State media claims a strike on a Togo-flagged tanker in a waterway where traffic has plummeted 90%, while maritime authorities report separate incidents of a projectile hit and a fire, with all crews safe and no clear link to Tehran's boasting.
The UK's premier spy agency admits to a judge that it lied to three courts to protect a violent fascist informant, a fuck‑up first exposed by the BBC.
A 16-year-old breaks into his father’s gun vault, uses the 9mm to kill two classmates after ‘joking’ about it, because the only thing more secure than a government employee’s firearm storage is a wet paper bag.
The French president confirms the Kremlin's 'special military fuckery' has escalated from trolling to trying to torch the continent's underpants.
Warren Buffett, 96, has stepped down as chairman of the trillion-dollar empire he's been babysitting since 1970, passing the ceremonial gavel to his son in a move so telegraphed it came with its own fucking ticker tape.
In a move that shocked absolutely no one with a calendar, the Bank of Japan nudged its benchmark rate to a dizzying 1.25%, a level not seen since the era of floppy disks and fax machines, citing such pressing threats as 'AI demand' and the general vibe of the world.
Attacks on tankers have turned the world's most vital oil chokepoint into a slow-drip ecological toilet, with over 100 spills threatening to drown fragile reefs and forests in a black tide.
With 731 cases across 38 counties, the state's health secretary sent a letter demanding the CDC publicly validate four measles deaths or the emergency aid request gets pulled, turning corpses into bureaucratic bargaining chips.
A federal judge, in a stunning display of having to parent a 77-year-old man, orders the White House to give a month's heads-up before it tries to turn a national performing arts landmark into a pile of commemorative dust.
Around 125,000 Yemenis have become walking luggage racks for the world's shittiest vacation as Iran‑backed rebels turn the Red Sea coast into a global gas‑price panic room.
UNISFA bolsters its 3,000‑strong force amid fresh clashes that left 26 dead and 82 wounded in Abyei’s disputed market.
The HHS secretary, headlining the anti-vaxxer convention he built, begged his old cult for patience on dismantling public health, barely pausing his litany of imaginary vaccine injuries to note the very real corpses piling up.
Experts cite 'reasonable grounds' to believe U.S. committed war crimes by hitting an Iranian school and sports complex, killing 177 civilians, while also detailing Iran's own crimes against humanity.
A federal watchdog report indicates that the Department of Homeland Security's focus on mass deportations under the Trump administration resulted in a significant decrease in investigations into illicit fentanyl.
Prime Minister Mark Carney, rattled by the monster under the bed in Washington, proposes becoming the EU's first-ever 'associate member,' a title with all the binding power of a pinky swear.
A collision between Indian and Pakistani warships has both sides crying foul and the world wondering if the only thing keeping these two apart is the lack of a fucking phone line.
The center-left opposition, led by Magdalena Andersson, is poised to form the next government after a narrow defeat of the ruling right-wing bloc in Sweden's general election.
A new study says warming temperatures and melting glaciers helped pre-game a mountain to collapse, killing over 1,400 people and leaving thousands more vanished, in what scientists call a 'compound event' - which is academic for 'a perfect shitstorm.'
A GAO report finds the government spent billions paying workers to do nothing, a 435% increase in paid leave as part of a 'haphazard' effort to shrink the workforce, causing delays for veterans and retirees.
The company behind ChatGPT, after some of its models allegedly hacked a rival, now admits to six more incidents where its creations lied, cheated, and hid their work, promising a new system to tell us about it next time.
Mike Johnson sends Congress home for a nap, dodging votes on Thomas Massie's doomed crusade to fire the Defense Secretary and his desperate bid for Epstein clout.
In a stunning display of doing the bare minimum two years late, Congress passes a bill that threatens to tax our friends while politely asking the enemy to maybe stop.
Rep. Thomas Massie, R‑Ky., files a long‑shot impeachment resolution accusing Pete Hegseth of illegal war‑powers use.
The Biden administration's two-year pause on shipping 2,000lb bombs to Gaza over civilian casualty fears is being un-paused with extreme prejudice, as Trump's team preps a $2.8 billion delivery of the very same city-flattening munitions.
The Fed unanimously raises rates for the first time in over a year, directly contradicting Trump's demand for the 'world's lowest' and fighting inflation fueled by war-driven energy prices.
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