Wars, heat, and everyone else’s fucking mess.
Labor government dusts off a quarantine facility to jail visa overstayers, adds a pissant squad of 100 officers to hunt 77,000 people, and swears it's nothing like ICE.
In a nationwide charade spanning 11 time zones, Russia holds a parliamentary vote designed to rubber-stamp its war policy, after jailing, exiling, or banning anyone who dared disagree.
State media claims a strike on a Togo-flagged tanker in a waterway where traffic has plummeted 90%, while maritime authorities report separate incidents of a projectile hit and a fire, with all crews safe and no clear link to Tehran's boasting.
A 16-year-old breaks into his father’s gun vault, uses the 9mm to kill two classmates after ‘joking’ about it, because the only thing more secure than a government employee’s firearm storage is a wet paper bag.
The French president confirms the Kremlin's 'special military fuckery' has escalated from trolling to trying to torch the continent's underpants.
Attacks on tankers have turned the world's most vital oil chokepoint into a slow-drip ecological toilet, with over 100 spills threatening to drown fragile reefs and forests in a black tide.
Around 125,000 Yemenis have become walking luggage racks for the world's shittiest vacation as Iran‑backed rebels turn the Red Sea coast into a global gas‑price panic room.
UNISFA bolsters its 3,000‑strong force amid fresh clashes that left 26 dead and 82 wounded in Abyei’s disputed market.
Experts cite 'reasonable grounds' to believe U.S. committed war crimes by hitting an Iranian school and sports complex, killing 177 civilians, while also detailing Iran's own crimes against humanity.
A collision between Indian and Pakistani warships has both sides crying foul and the world wondering if the only thing keeping these two apart is the lack of a fucking phone line.
A new study says warming temperatures and melting glaciers helped pre-game a mountain to collapse, killing over 1,400 people and leaving thousands more vanished, in what scientists call a 'compound event' - which is academic for 'a perfect shitstorm.'
The Biden administration's two-year pause on shipping 2,000lb bombs to Gaza over civilian casualty fears is being un-paused with extreme prejudice, as Trump's team preps a $2.8 billion delivery of the very same city-flattening munitions.
A building, leaning since an Israeli strike a year ago, finally crushes 21 people. The rescue effort? Bare hands. The holdup? Israel fears Palestinians might borrow the fucking bulldozers.
DOJ says Kremlin's goons-for-hire shop tried to put hits on Ukrainian allies. Turns out their terror-budget is about the same as a decent used car.
Federal agents say Russian intelligence tried to recruit American civilians for surveillance and murder, with one target offered a cool $40K to make someone 'disappear' after a $1,500 dry run.
A Seoul Central District Court awarded the South Korean government 44.6 billion won over North Korea's 2020 demolition of a joint liaison office. The judgment is historic, symbolic, and nearly impossible to collect.
Saudi Arabia said it intercepted and destroyed a Houthi drone south of Mecca before it entered restricted airspace, prompting the first wartime security alert in the holy city; Houthi officials denied targeting Mecca.
Officials brag about space pew-pew, refuse to say what it does, every coward freaks the fuck out.
Pentagon left with the missile equivalent of a half-eaten bag of chips and a five-year IOU.
Two sailors are missing after another tanker gets lit up in the world's most dangerous shipping lane. Iran says it was mines. The US says it was an Iranian missile and a drone. Everyone else is just trying not to get hit by the bullshit shrapnel.
Pentagon watchdog report details Iran turning American bases into expensive rubble, drone fleets into scrap metal, and Trump's 'unlimited' ammo claims into a supply-chain punchline.
The Black Axe crew’s international love con ends with a one-way flight to face American justice.
Thai abbot Phra Wachirayan Wi, sworn to celibacy and poverty, is arrested for embezzling millions meant for temple repairs and amulets. Police found no baht in the temple account, but did find a leaked sex tape of him and his alleged accomplice on a table.
Terry Strada said it after her husband's name. Bush, Obama, Biden, Clinton mute. Trump was in Virginia selling Iran.
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