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NASA Drops $7 Million on Space Lettuce and Space Lung Studies Because Fuck Earth, Apparently

The agency just selected a dozen new research proposals, half to figure out how to grow food in space and half to understand how space will absolutely wreck your shit.

The International Space Station photographed from a SpaceX Crew Dragon spacecraft in December 2021.
NASA / Wikimedia Commons, public domain, 2021 illustrative photo

The facts

NASA has selected 12 new investigations to support human explorers in space. Six proposals, funded by the agency’s Space Crops grants, aim to advance off‑planet food production. Four will study edible plants and how their growth, physiology and associated microbes respond to space or planetary conditions. Another will examine resurrection plants that survive extreme dryness, and a final food‑focused study will investigate algal genes whose expression changes in microgravity. The other six proposals fall under the Biological and Physical Sciences Division’s precision‑health focus and will examine lunar‑dust impacts on respiratory and immune responses, repurposed drugs to mitigate space‑induced health effects, radiation‑combined stressors on age‑related organ changes, and molecular alterations that affect gene expression or protein function. Researchers from 10 institutions across eight states will receive the awards, with nine investigators receiving Space Biology Program funding for the first time. More than $7 million in grant money will be allocated over fiscal years 2026‑2030.

Our take

Alright, let’s cut the fluff. NASA is throwing over seven million taxpayer dollars at twelve studies that sound like a sci‑fi garden‑party meets a space‑age morgue. Six of those projects are under the catchy banner “Space Crops.” It’s not interplanetary agriculture or galactic gardening – it’s Space Crops, which sounds like a cheap strain of weed you’d buy off a curb, but it’s actually about growing lettuce, algae and resurrection plants in zero‑g. One team will figure out how a plant that can survive being baked dry as a desert can keep on living on Mars, because hauling a garden hose there would be a logistical nightmare. Another will decode algae genes that change when they float around the International Space Station, hoping to turn pond scum into a life‑support staple. The other half of the budget is labeled “precision health,” a fancy way of saying NASA wants to know exactly how space turns astronauts into brittle, inflamed bags of bone. One study will prove that lunar dust – essentially crushed, toxic moon glass – is terrible for lungs and immune systems. Another will hunt for repurposed drugs that can patch up the health damage caused by microgravity and radiation. Two more will look at how radiation combined with other stressors accelerates aging, and the final pair will track molecular changes that mess with gene expression and protein function. The kicker? Nine of the principal investigators are first‑timers in the Space Biology Program, meaning fresh eyes are getting a shot at solving these cosmic problems. For a fraction of the cost of a crewed Mars mission, NASA is betting on salads and drug repurposing to keep future explorers fed and alive. It’s a bold, if slightly absurd, investment in making sure our pioneers don’t starve or die a slow, dusty death on the way to the stars. What a fucking vision.

Sources

01NASA: New Crops, Health Research Proposals to Help NASA Advance Exploration02Wikimedia Commons: The station pictured from the SpaceX Crew Dragon 5.jpg
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