Scores, scandals, and grown adults losing their shit over a ball.
A players' union survey finds that as women's football races toward a billion-dollar valuation, the actual players are mostly broke, stressed, and getting fuck-all support from the clubs cashing in.
The Browns' quarterback was treated like a tackling dummy, sacked eight times and looking like he'd forgotten how to complete a forward pass, as the entire 'he's back' narrative went straight into the shitter.
The NFL has dropped the hammer on the chronically unhinged linebacker after he turned a penalty into a bloody assault on a helmetless opponent. It's his latest entry in a career highlight reel of pointless, violent stupidity.
An independent panel found the club guilty of 'the greatest act of sustained cheating' in English football history. Now its players are talking about mental battles like a bunch of fucking idiots.
Manchester City’s 3‑0 win over a 10‑man Liverpool at Anfield proves money can buy a perfect start, even after a guilty verdict.
Las Vegas Aces star secures a historic fifth MVP trophy and receives a congratulatory voice message from the former vice president while her team fights for survival in the playoffs.
Reese's 22 points capped a choke-job so complete the Liberty forgot how to score in the fourth quarter, booking Atlanta's first finals trip in 13 years.
The Miami Dolphins receiver changed his story about putting a hole in a wall - blaming a door - while copping to being a profane, insult-spewing husband in divorce trial.
After a start so pathetic it could make a corpse wince, United's limp attack, injured stars, and the ghost of Rashford have made a game against the league's worst team feel like a Champions League final.
The global governing body of football is about to stage the world's most pathetic one‑man election, proving the entire opposition is a sack of cowardly, inert fuckwits.
Mercedes boss, facing an 84-point gap and a failed upgrade, suggests critics are too dumb for F1 and should watch preschool TV instead.
Enzo Maresca says Manchester City’s trophies remain untarnished while the club fights the Premier League’s financial verdict.
Manager's first press conference a masterclass in ignoring the 800-pound gorilla in the room, and then insisting it smells great.
Forest boss says league's brand is globally tarnished while champions play 'respect the process' with appeals funded by the alleged sham contracts.
The supposed challenger to FIFA's grifter-in-chief has decided his legacy will be dying quietly in his current job, proving the only thing more pathetic than Infantino's leadership is the absolute cowardice of everyone who could stop him.
European football's governing body has issued a delusional wishlist for a candidate to challenge FIFA's Gianni Infantino: a 'deeply rooted' leader who must do no actual leading.
Matt Campbell’s promise of a bigger, tougher defense was trampled as Northwestern amassed 413 total yards, while Penn State’s $534 million debt fuels ticket‑price hikes.
The independent commission found City inflated revenue by £830m with fake deals. The rules say they could still win the Champions League and get a free pass back in next year, even if they’re relegated for their crimes.
Head coach urges squad to focus and stay upbeat after Premier League finds club used sham contracts worth over £830 million.
After cackling on First Take that Lane Johnson's mental health retirement was really about the Eagles sucking, the loudest man on TV spent a day insisting everyone just misunderstood his 'facetious' genius. His own former paper called him an embarrassment.
The Premier League's highest-paid manager pockets £20m+ a year until 2030, then shuts down stadium expansion because the noise might distract his brilliant fucking mind.
European soccer chiefs huddle in Berlin to plot a coup that's already failed, having handed the dictator the army.
CAS will try to untangle the shitshow where Senegal won the AFCON final, then left the pitch for 14 minutes, and were later told they actually lost.
As the Australian cricket team finally returns to South Africa, the only development in the ball‑tampering saga is that its chief instigator is still posting vague, victim‑flavoured bullshit on social media instead of telling the truth.
