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Trump's Texas-Sized Fuck You: They're Building the Wall Through Big Bend Now

The administration starts slamming 30-foot steel panels into a scenic desert where opponents say few migrants cross, ignoring locals, nature, and common sense while boasting a 12-miles-a-week building pace.

The facts

The Trump administration has begun installing border wall panels in a 47-mile stretch of Hudspeth County, Texas, in the Big Bend region, according to the Associated Press. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) stated that the first panels were erected on September 15th. This construction is part of a broader plan involving 30-foot steel barriers, roads, and detection technology across approximately 500 miles of the Big Bend region. The AP noted that this new work is distinct from a project previously suspended within Big Bend National Park. The report highlights opposition from landowners, environmental groups, business owners, and ranchers who argue the area is not a primary route for illegal immigration. A coalition founder told the AP that activists intend to continue their opposition. CBP reported that it is constructing an average of 12 miles of barriers weekly, reaching 200 miles of new barriers since the administration took office. Concerns have also been raised by opponents regarding potential flooding, the impact on sacred Native American sites, private property rights, and environmental effects. Some landowners and businesses have initiated legal action to halt the construction plans.

Our take

So the Trump administration, in its relentless quest to look like it’s doing a thing, has decided the perfect place for its monument to racist anxiety is a 47-mile stretch of Texas desert in the Big Bend region. Opponents say it isn’t a high-traffic corridor for immigration; it’s a fucking scenic vista. Landowners, ranchers, environmentalists, and business owners all say this area isn’t a primary route for illegal immigration. Their collective opinion has been greeted with the subtlety of a bulldozer to the crotch. CBP’s big win? Erecting the first panels on September 15th. Congratulations, you’ve successfully installed a very expensive, very pointless fence in the middle of nowhere. The plan is a comprehensive masterpiece of idiocy: 30-foot steel barriers, roads, and detection technology for a region where the main illegal border activity is probably a coyote taking a piss. They’re so proud of their pace, bragging about building an average of 12 miles of barrier per week. That’s not progress; that’s a pathological need to pour concrete, like a toddler who just learned how to slam Lego blocks together and won’t stop until the whole house is a single, unlivable tower. The opposition isn’t just complaining; they’re suing. They cite flooding risks, the desecration of sacred Native American sites, the violation of private property rights, and the general ecological catastrophe of plowing a military-grade eyesense through a fragile ecosystem. The administration’s response is essentially a shrug and the distant sound of more panels being welded. This construction is distinct from a project they already paused within Big Bend National Park, proving their strategy is a shotgun blast of incompetence - pause one disastrous plan, start another nearly identical one a few miles over. It’s a physical manifestation of a political slogan, a $billion dick-measuring contest where the only result is a scar across the landscape and a coalition of Texans ready to fight it until the last rivet is cut. They’re not building a wall; they’re building the world’s most expensive 'Keep Off the Grass' sign for a desert nobody was trying to cross anyway.

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01AP News: Trump administration begins building border wall in Texas’ Big Bend region
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