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Trump Calls It a Sale. You’re Paying for 40,000 One-Ton Bombs.

The administration is preparing a $2.8 billion Israel package, mostly funded through U.S. taxpayer-backed Foreign Military Financing, after Biden once paused this class of bomb over civilian-casualty concerns.

Rows of 2,000-pound JDAM bombs on wheeled trolleys aboard the USS John C. Stennis in 2002.
Photographer’s Mate 2nd Class James A. Farrally II / U.S. Navy, via Wikimedia Commons, public domain; archival photograph from February 27, 2002.

The facts

The Trump administration is planning to deliver Israel 40,000 2,000-pound bombs in a proposed $2.8 billion munitions package, according to The Associated Press and Reuters. The package is not final, and Congress has been informally notified.

The reported bomb count is split between 20,000 Mk84 general-purpose bombs and 20,000 BLU-117s. The package also includes I-2000 penetrator warheads, according to reporting by The Washington Post. Most of the purchase would be financed through Foreign Military Financing, under which U.S. taxpayer dollars help Israel buy American-made weapons.

The proposal follows the Biden administration's 2024 pause on one shipment of 2,000-pound bombs over concerns about mass casualties in Gaza. President Donald Trump lifted that hold after returning to office. The plan is being discussed while a fragile Gaza ceasefire continues to fray and Israel faces international criticism over the war.

Our take

Washington is calling this a sale because “we are handing over your money so an ally can buy American bombs” sounds less like commerce and more like a protection racket with flags.

Forty thousand bombs weighing a ton each is not a shipment. It is a warehouse having a nervous breakdown. The paperwork can stay provisional. A 2,000-pound bomb is still a 2,000-pound bomb when it lands.

Foreign Military Financing is the neat accounting trick: U.S. taxpayers fund the purchase, Israel buys the weapons from U.S. contractors, and everyone calls it a sale until the invoice finds your mailbox. This is defense budgeting dressed as retail therapy.

Two years ago, Biden paused this class of bomb over civilian-casualty concerns. Trump lifted the hold and now wants a 40,000-bomb encore while the ceasefire limps along. The White House has found a way to make “peace process” sound like a loyalty program: buy enough ordnance, get another round free.

Sources

01Associated Press: Trump administration plans to send powerful bombs to Israel in $2.8 billion weapons sale02Reuters: Trump administration plans $2.8 billion munitions sale to Israel, sources say03The Washington Post: Trump’s planned sale of 2,000-pound bombs to Israel is largest in years04Wikimedia Commons: US Navy 020227-N-2722F-030 USS Stennis JDAM, public domain
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