The facts
Rep. Randy Fine (R-Fla.) gave a wide-ranging interview to Fox News Digital in which he claimed that Democrats are effectively on Iran's side because of their hatred of President Donald Trump. "it's been clear to me, based on my time in Congress, that the Democrats are on the side of Iran, and it's simply because they hate Donald Trump" he said.
Fine said that after the IRGC's recent call to the American electorate to oppose Trump in the midterm elections, the move has the potential to impact the ballot box. "I think we need to make sure people understand that Muslim terrorists in Iran have endorsed the Democratic Party. That's who you're voting for. You're voting it for the people supported by Muslim terrorists if you vote Democrat" he said.
He also weighed in on whether Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) should be deported, following an announcement by Tom Homan that the Department of Homeland Security was investigating the congresswoman. "If she engaged in immigration fraud, she should be deported. And by the way, as should anyone who engaged in immigration fraud. And look, the woman is enmeshed. She's bathed in fraud. I think the best example that we know is fraud is when she said she made 30 million dollars, which she either did and then lied about it and said she didn't make it, or she made it up in the first place," he claimed. A request sent to Omar's office for reaction was not returned by time of publication. Fine added, "this is someone whose community that she comes from engages in wholesale welfare fraud" and said that if Omar engaged in immigration fraud "she should be denaturalized. She should be deported back to her home country of Somalia."
On the broader culture war, Fine said he is not sure America is winning the battle against radical Islam. "I saw a video today about a mosque in Texas that [is] literally showing the erasing of a church and the building of a mosque. They are openly fundraising on the premise that they will eliminate Christianity in this country" he said. "You can see what has happened in the United Islamic Kingdom. That will happen to America if we are unwilling to deal with this problem," he said.
On Iran itself, Fine said the Iranians who stood up against the regime were killed, an estimated 100,000 of them, and that people are afraid, without weapons or internet access. He said he hopes American pressure, military and economic, will cause the regime to restructure or collapse. Despite his support for Trump's military engagement in Iran, he said regime overthrow should not be an explicit goal of American foreign policy: "I'm an America First guy. And if crazy people want to run Iran, that's not America's problem unless they threaten America. And that's what they have done."
He argued Iran's leaders have said "death to America" for 47 years, killed thousands of Americans, and are building missiles and a nuclear weapon that could reach America. "explicit intelligence that they were getting close. And so we did something about it. And I absolutely support that." he said, adding that Iran already had missiles that could hit Israel and Europe, but not the United States, which is why it was building a long-range missile to threaten the East Coast.
Our take
Randy Fine is a fucking idiot. That’s the only verified fact you need to add to the packet. This cunt has taken a seat in the United States Congress and used it to broadcast the kind of deranged, racist bullshit you’d find scrawled on a truckstop glory hole. His entire geopolitical analysis is that Democrats are secret agents for Iran because they, like the Iranian regime, don’t like Donald Trump. By this dickhead’s own logic, my fucking hemorrhoids are also on the side of Iran, because they, too, cause me discomfort. It’s a worldview so profoundly stupid it makes a bag of wet hair look like Sun Tzu.
He doesn’t just stop at being a conspiracy-addled prick. He calls for the deportation of a sitting colleague, Ilhan Omar, based on the powerful legal standard of ‘*if* she engaged in fraud.’ He says she’s ‘bathed in fraud,’ which is what you say when you have exactly zero proof of any actual crime, but you really, really want to call a Muslim woman a criminal. It’s the political equivalent of pointing at a cloud and screaming ‘arsonist.’ His ‘evidence’ is a fucking unreturned phone call to her office. What a brave fucking sleuth.
Then this clown starts babbling about the ‘United Islamic Kingdom.’ Read that shit again. The UNITED ISLAMIC KINGDOM. This isn’t a policy position; it’s the title of a shitty YouTube video your racist uncle sends you at 3 a.m. His source for the imminent collapse of Christianity? ‘I saw a video today.’ Of course you did, you gullible prick. You probably also saw a video about lizard people and the healing power of crystals. This is the level of intellect shaping our national discourse.
He’s an ‘America First’ guy who spends his time obsessing over mosques in Texas and fantasizing about deporting a congresswoman to Somalia. He’s so scared of radical Islam he’s become its best fucking recruiter, proving you can weaponize paranoia into a full-time grift. Randy Fine doesn’t have a foreign policy. He has a mental illness he’s allowed to practice on C-SPAN. The only thing that should be deported is this fuckwit’s brain back to the primordial ooze it crawled out of. He’s a national embarrassment, a coward, and a shining example of the absolute fucking clown car that is modern politics.
