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President Pump & Trump Makes More Trades Than All of Congress Combined

Bloomberg analysis, cited by @WatcherGuru, shows Donald Trump or his money managers executed about 28,700 securities trades in the 17 months after his second inauguration - roughly 6,500 more than the 22,200 trades reported by every member of Congress together.

On April 12, 2026, at 9:49 PM ET, President Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image depicting himself as a Christ-like figure healing a sick man resembling Jon Stewart. Numerous news outlets reported on the image, including the BBC , the New York Times , the Washington Post , Al Jazeera and Reuter
Artificial intelligence , algorithm presumably requested and created by President Donald Trump / Wikimedia Commons, Public domain

The facts

The X account @WatcherGuru posted on September 15, 2026, that President Donald Trump had made more trades than all of Congress combined since returning to office, citing Bloomberg. Bloomberg’s review of mandatory financial disclosures found that Trump or his money managers made roughly 28,700 trades in the 17‑month span from his second inauguration to the end of June 2026. During the same period, lawmakers on Capitol Hill collectively reported about 22,200 similar transactions.

Our take

Alright, buckle up. Some asshole on X, @WatcherGuru, dropped a Bloomberg bomb that in the 17 months after his second inauguration, Donald Trump - or the cadre of money‑hounds running his accounts - pulled off about 28,700 trades. The entire 535‑member Congress together managed roughly 22,200. That’s an average of about 1,688 trades a month for the president versus 1,306 for the whole legislative branch. In plain English: the commander‑in‑chief was swapping stocks more often than every senator and representative combined, and he was doing it while supposedly running a country. The sheer volume reads like a full‑time day‑trading operation masquerading as a presidential duty. No one knows exactly what was being bought or sold, but the numbers alone scream conflict‑of‑interest vibes louder than a siren on Capitol Hill. Every policy tweak, every regulatory tweak, every foreign‑policy move now has a shadow of a potential trade‑trigger hanging over it. The optics are a neon billboard flashing CONFLICT OF INTEREST in big, bold letters. While Congress was dabbling in modest portfolio adjustments, the president was treating the Oval Office like a personal trading floor, cranking out trades at a pace that would get a junior broker fired for neglecting their actual job. The takeaway? The president’s trading frenzy turns the highest office into a market‑moving machine, and that’s a problem that can’t be brushed off as a harmless hobby.

Sources

01X / @WatcherGuru: original public post02Trump Made 29,000 Securities Trades, More Than All of Congress03Wikimedia Commons: AI-Generated Image depicting Donald Trump as Jesus Christ.jpg
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