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Pakistan's 20-Hour 'Operation' Amounts to Watching a Bomb Site Cool Down

Security forces declared a standoff 'concluded' after two final attackers blew themselves up, having already killed 21 and wounded 103 at a police mosque. The official response was to count bodies, note damage, and conduct a search of the obvious fucking ruins.

The facts

Associated Press reported that Pakistani security forces concluded a 20-hour standoff on Saturday at a police compound in Kohat, located in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa. The operation followed a Friday attack where a suicide bomber drove an explosives-laden vehicle into a mosque, and gunmen subsequently stormed the facility. Officials stated that 21 people were killed and 103 were wounded, with many of the casualties being police officers and individuals attending prayers. According to police official Mohammad Sadiq, two attackers detonated explosives inside the compound on Saturday morning. Police forces killed six other assailants, excluding the bombers. Authorities recovered the bodies of eight attackers and conducted searches of the compound and surrounding areas after the operation ended. The attack caused damage to the mosque and an outer wall of the police offices. No group has immediately claimed responsibility for the assault. The Associated Press noted that suspicion is likely to fall on Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan, a group that has intensified its attacks on police and other security forces, although the report did not confirm the group's claim of responsibility. Pakistan has repeatedly accused Afghanistan Taliban authorities of providing shelter to TTP leaders, a claim that Kabul denies. Both President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif condemned the attack.

Our take

Pakistani security forces have officially 'concluded' their 20-hour operation at a Kohat police compound. This is the bureaucratic term for standing around while the last two assholes who weren't already dead from the previous day's slaughter finally detonated their explosives on Saturday morning. The real action was over on Friday, when a suicide bomber turned a mosque into a charnel house and gunmen stormed the facility. The standoff wasn't a fight; it was the prolonged death rattle of an attack that had already succeeded spectacularly. Twenty-one people are dead. One hundred and three are wounded. Most were cops and worshippers. The security forces' grand contribution was to wait for the final bang and then walk in to survey the wreckage they failed to prevent.

Police official Mohammad Sadiq's heroic account is that two attackers blew up, and police killed six others. Bravo. They then 'recovered' eight attacker bodies. They 'conducted searches' of the compound and surrounding areas. They observed the damaged mosque and the fucked outer wall. This isn't counter-terrorism; it's crime scene paperwork. The operation didn't neutralize a threat; it catalogued a completed massacre. The authorities didn't conclude a standoff; they concluded an inventory.

No group has claimed this shit yet, but the Associated Press notes suspicion 'is likely to fall' on Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan. This is not a daring scoop. It's like suspecting the sun after a sunburn. This is the group that's been intensifying attacks on security forces while Pakistan's government pisses and moans that the Afghan Taliban are sheltering TTP leaders - a claim Kabul denies. It's a circle of blame that accomplishes nothing but provides cover for incompetence. Meanwhile, President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif have 'condemned the attack.' Their condemnation is worth less than the air used to speak it. It doesn't rebuild a wall, it doesn't heal a wound, and it sure as shit doesn't bring back the dead.

The entire episode is a masterclass in reactive, pathetic security theater. The 'standoff' was just the lingering smoke after the fire. The 'conclusion' was the administrative stamp on a receipt for failure. The compound is now 'secured,' meaning it's a cordoned-off monument to what happens when protection is an afterthought. The operation didn't end a crisis; it merely confirmed one.

Sources

01apnews.com: Pakistani forces end 20-hour standoff with militants in the northwest
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