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France Imposes Curfews After Riots as Police Admit They Lost Control in Some Cities

Overnight curfews now cover parts of Paris and several other French cities after weekend riots left more than 2,500 arrested and about 1,000 officers injured.

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The facts

French authorities imposed overnight curfews in parts of central Paris – specifically Place de la République and Les Halles – from 23:00 to 06:00 after weekend riots and looting. Partial curfews were also announced for Marseille, Bordeaux, Nice, Lyon, Lille and other towns. Interior Minister Laurent Nuñez said police had “lost control” in some cities, a statement that drew criticism. The protests began with students demanding better school conditions and later attracted trade unions and other groups. More than 2,500 people were arrested and about 1,000 police officers were injured, including one demonstrator whose hand was blown off by a crowd‑control grenade, according to AFP. Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu said mayors could impose curfews where needed and did not rule out a state of emergency. The government will allocate funds to help damaged businesses, with damage estimated in the hundreds of millions of euros, and will seek to recover costs from those responsible. Over 2,000 shops were directly impacted. Vinted said it would remove listings of stolen goods, and travel advisories were issued by the US, China and Germany.

Our take

When the French police admit they’ve “lost control” in some cities, you know the situation has slipped far beyond a bad night shift. Laurent Nuñez, the interior minister, basically shouted, “We’re fucked,” and the opposition cheered. Over 2,500 arrests and a thousand injured officers later, the government’s grand solution is a bedtime curfew – as if telling teenagers to go to sleep will magically restore order. It’s a classic parent‑like move: lock the doors, turn off the lights, and hope the kids don’t set the house on fire. Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu’s promise to let mayors impose curfews “where needed” sounds like a vague permission slip for chaos, while he keeps the state‑of‑emergency option on the table like a backup diaper. Meanwhile, the economic fallout is massive – hundreds of millions of euros in damage, more than 2,000 businesses crippled, and looted goods popping up on Vinted, forcing the platform to police its own marketplace. The government says it will recover costs from the perpetrators, but tracking down every stolen sneaker or ripped‑off boutique is a Herculean task when the interior ministry itself appears to be missing in action. Travel advisories from the US, China and Germany now read like a tourist’s nightmare: stay the hell away. The whole episode feels less like a security operation and more like a badly written bedtime story where the monsters are real, the heroes are on strike, and the only thing the state can offer is a strict lights‑out rule. In the end, France is left with a curfew, a bruised police force, and a populace that will remember this weekend as the night the state tried to tuck a nation to sleep and failed spectacularly.

Sources

01BBC World: Curfew imposed in parts of central Paris and other cities after rioting across France02Wikimedia Commons: DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas Meets with Laurent Nuñez (51584587067).jpg
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