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Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn: The $26-Million 'See-No-Evil' Accountants for a Pedophile

New Mexico AG sues Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer and money man, alleging they were paid fortunes to look the other way while he raped kids at his ranch. Their defense? They noticed nothing.

A Stolperstein (stumbling stone) with the inscription 'HIER WOHNTE RICHARD KAHN JG. 1908 FLUCHT HOLLAND INTERNIERT WESTERBORK DEPORTIERT AUSCHWITZ ERMORDET 20.2.1944'.
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The facts

New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez filed a civil lawsuit on Wednesday accusing Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime attorney, Darren Indyke, and accountant, Richard Kahn, of facilitating and concealing Epstein’s alleged crimes. The lawsuit, filed in the U.S. District Court for the District of New Mexico, seeks to prevent Indyke and Kahn, who are also co-executors of Epstein’s estate, from receiving payments from the estate. The complaint alleges that Epstein, with the help of associates like Indyke and Kahn, trafficked and abused survivors at locations including his Zorro Ranch in New Mexico. It claims these associates received generous salaries and other benefits for furthering Epstein’s criminal project and remaining silent. Indyke allegedly received over $16 million from 2011 to 2019, and Kahn over $10 million. In a statement, an attorney for Indyke and Kahn vehemently rejected the allegations, stating they were not complicit and had no knowledge of Epstein’s abuse. They also questioned the Attorney General’s investigation and motivations, noting they were not contacted before the lawsuit was filed. Survivors of Epstein’s abuse have expressed support for the lawsuit, hoping it will expose the roles of Indyke and Kahn and prevent them from profiting from Epstein’s organization.

Our take

So Jeffrey Epstein needed a lawyer and an accountant. That's not suspicious - every billionaire sex trafficker requires professional services to keep his rape ranch ledger tidy. Enter Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn, two pricks who allegedly spent a decade getting fat off Epstein's hell‑money for the crucial task of pretending not to see the screaming children. According to New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez, Indyke vacuumed up over $16 million and Kahn slurped $10 million between 2011 and 2019. That's not a retainer; that's a 'shut-the-fuck-up' bonus. For that price, you don't just file taxes - you become a human firewall between a predator and the law, which these cunts allegedly perfected.

Now they're co‑executors of the dead fuck's estate, ready to keep milking the corpse. Their lawyer's defense is a masterpiece of shit‑brained audacity: they 'were not complicit and had no knowledge.' Bullshit. You don't collect $16 million from a client whose business model is flying underage girls to a private island without asking, 'Hey Jeff, what's the revenue stream here, innovative tax shelters?' The answer was teenage girls, you greedy, willfully blind assholes.

Their other whine is that the AG didn't call them first. Oh, the tragedy! The state should have politely scheduled a courtesy heads‑up before accusing them of enabling a child‑rape syndicate. 'Hello, Mr. Indyke, we're about to sue you for helping a monster destroy lives. Is Tuesday good for you, or would you prefer we wait until after you've finished looting his estate?' Fuck that. Their outrage is the last gasp of grifters caught with their hands in the cookie jar - if the cookie jar was a pit of human suffering and the cookies were blood‑soaked hundred‑dollar bills.

Survivors want this lawsuit to stop these vultures from profiting. Good. The goal is to strip these dickheads of every cent they've hoarded from Epstein's operation. Let them explain in court how a $26‑million paycheck didn't buy their silence. Let them detail the legitimate financial services that justified such fees from a man whose only product was abused children. They'll be left squirming, their 'see‑no‑evil' act exposed as the expensive cowardice it was. They didn't just enable a monster; they built his financial cloaking device and billed him hourly for the privilege. Now it's time to unplug it and watch these pricks short‑circuit in public. Fuck their denials. Fuck their pretended ignorance. Burn their grift to the ground.

Sources

01Guardian US News: Epstein’s attorney and accountant accused of ‘facilitating and concealing’ his crimes in lawsuit02Wikimedia Commons: Stolperstein in Friedrichroda, Rosenau 8 für Richard Kahn.jpg
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