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Brazil's Supreme Court Throws a Fucking Judicial Cage Match on Live TV

With the nation's election three weeks away, two top judges accused each other of being coup-plotting stooges during a televised meltdown, proving the only thing they're upholding is the fucking drama.

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The facts

Brazil's Supreme Court is facing what experts describe as its most significant crisis since the 1980s, as two rival judges, Alexandre de Moraes and André Mendonça, engaged in a public dispute during a livestreamed hearing. The conflict escalated with accusations of judges serving political groups and attempting to influence the presidential election. Judge Gilmar Mendes also accused Mendonça of weaponizing the court's work for political chaos. The dispute is seen as a proxy for the electoral battle between President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva and his rival, Flávio Bolsonaro. The controversy is linked to the Banco Master scandal, involving allegations of fast-tracking investigations and stalling inquiries into ties between a jailed banker, Daniel Vorcaro, and political figures, including Flávio Bolsonaro and Moraes. Moraes has alleged he is being smeared with politically motivated lies as part of a revenge attack by rightwing forces. The judicial scandal has emerged as polls suggest a close presidential election. Constitutional law professor Eloísa Machado noted the "perfect storm" timing, while political analyst Thomas Traumann predicted a dirtier election campaign.

Our take

Brazil's highest court has decided the best way to prepare for a crucial presidential election is to livestream a professional shit-flinging contest between two judges who hate each other more than democracy hates coups. Alexandre de Moraes, a bald martial arts enthusiast, looked across the bench at André Mendonça, an evangelical pastor, and declared him a servant of a group that tried to launch a coup. Mendonça's rebuttal of "It's a lie!" was the kind of nuanced legal argument you'd expect from a toddler caught with his hand in the cookie jar, not a supreme court justice. Then a third judge, Gilmar Mendes, waded in to accuse Mendonça of weaponizing the court for chaos, prompting Mendonça to shriek about finger-pointing and respect. Respect, in this courtroom, had already left the building on a private jet to Malta, which is where the whole fucking scandal began.

The source of this dignified judicial discourse is the Banco Master scandal, where a playboy banker named Daniel Vorcaro got arrested trying to flee the country and apparently had WhatsApp chats with half the political and judicial elite. The investigation has become a game of partisan hot potato. Mendonça is accused of fast-tracking the probe into his rival Moraes while putting the brakes on looking into Vorcaro's ties to the Bolsonaro family. He then unsealed a police dossier containing what appear to be texts where the banker, days before his arrest, asked Moraes if he needed to get out of the country. The dossier also included a 25 million dollar contract between the collapsed bank and the law firm of Moraes's wife. Nothing says 'impartial guardian of the constitution' like your wife's firm having a multimillion-dollar deal with a bank whose owner is texting you for escape advice.

Moraes's defense was to claim this is all 'criminal lies' from the right-wing forces behind the failed coup, possibly with help from 'external actors' trying to fuck with the election. So the judge who put a former president in jail for plotting a coup is now saying the investigation into him is... a plot. The circular logic here is so perfect it could be used to smuggle contraband. Meanwhile, the actual presidential candidates, Lula and Flávio Bolsonaro, are watching this proxy war from the sidelines. Bolsonaro Jr. posted a video blaming Lula's 'decaying system' for the scandal, conveniently forgetting to mention his own alleged chumminess with the jailed banker. A constitutional professor called it a 'perfect storm,' which is the academic way of saying the entire branch of government responsible for stability has voluntarily set itself on fire in the town square.

The only predictable outcome here is that the election campaign, already a dead heat, is now going to get dirtier faster than a sewer rat's divorce proceedings. Both sides will use this judicial circus to sling more mud, convincing voters that the other guy's judge is more corrupt. The supreme court hearing was essentially a preview of the next three weeks of Brazilian politics: a bunch of powerful men yelling, accusing each other of treason, and proving that the only institution in greater crisis than the election is the fucking court meant to oversee it. They've turned the hallowed chamber into a reality TV set where the prize is the ruins of a democracy, and everyone is losing.

Sources

01The Guardian World: Ferocious fight among Brazil’s supreme court erupts on eve of presidential election02Wikimedia Commons: Supreme Federal Court - Side.jpg
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